Where's My Sex?

Album: Hurley (2010)
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  • Mom made my sex
    She knitted it with her hands
    Sex-making is
    A family tradition
    Going back to the caveman days
    They were walking around in a haze
    Until they figured it out
    And they said
    'Gosh dang, this is great!'
    But now I'm like a prehistoric screwball
    Walking 'round with no sex at all, I said

    Where's my sex?
    I thought it was here
    Under the bench
    But it isn't there
    I've got no idea where it disappeared to
    I'm running late, I can't be late
    I can't go out without my sex
    It's cold outside if my toes get wet
    And people will think that I'm an alien
    Just cruising in to make a friend

    Meg likes to hide it
    She says that it gives her a kick
    It may be under the rug
    Or stuck in a shoe closet
    Or tumbling 'round in the washing machine
    She's always trying to get me clean
    She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling
    It's gonna be another hour or more
    'Til I am ready to walk out the door, I said


    People can you hear me, talking
    I know you all are happy, rocking
    Could you lend me a dime, pretty please?
    Brother, sister got time? I got no
    Sex on my feet
    Sex in my drawer
    Sex in my shoes
    Or sex on the floor, I said

    [Chorus] Writer/s: Gregg Wells, Rivers Cuomo
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, E O Smith Music, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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  • Bridget from Ohi thought it was here...
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