Such A Groovy Guy

Album: "Weird Al" Yankovic (1983)
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  • I got my alligator boots
    I wear my pants skin tight
    I wear my dark sunglasses
    In the middle of the night
    And when I look in the mirror
    I'm a such an awesome sight
    It makes me wanna kneel down and pray
    I'm so adorable and charming
    I'm sure that you can see
    And everyone's always trying
    To hang around with me
    They tell me I'm the greatest
    And it's hard to disagree
    'Cause I'm so perfect in every way
    And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it
    And I'm so handsome honey, I could just die
    I know you'll never be as wonderful as me
    But at least you can try
    'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    Baby, are you in the mood
    For a little romance?
    Well, for starters, I can pour
    Some chocolate pudding down your pants
    And then attach electrodes
    To your brain and watch you dance
    Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?
    Oh, and then I might decide
    To tie you up with dental floss
    I'll make you wear a harness
    And I'll show you who's the boss
    Of course, if you refuse
    Well honey, it's your loss
    I mean, I don't do this with just anyone
    So baby, how can you say it's all over?
    So how can you tell me goodbye?
    So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good
    And all I wanna know is why?
    I mean, after all
    I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I mean you could do worse!
    I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy)
    I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy
    I'm such a groovy guy
    Such a groovy guy, woo! Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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