Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

Album: Poodle Hat (2003)
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  • I was watching my TV one night
    When they broke in with a special report
    About some devastating earthquake in Peru
    There were thirty thousand crushed to death
    Even more were buried alive
    On the Richter scale it measured 8.2
    And I said
    "God, please answer me one question"
    "Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"
    What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything
    And now I'll have to wait for the rerun
    To see the part of the show I missed
    Why does this always happen?
    Why does this always happen to me?
    Why does this always happen?
    (Why) why does this always happen to me?
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    I was driving down the highway
    When all the traffic slowed to a crawl
    There was a 12-car pile-up, everybody dead
    And I saw brains and guts and vital organs splattered everywhere
    As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head (disembodied head)
    And I thought
    "Poor Rob, I just had lunch with him"
    "Hey, wait a minute, he still owes me money, what a jerk"
    Well, there's five bucks
    That I'm never gonna see again
    Plus now, on top of everything else
    It looks like I'm gonna be late to work
    Oh, why does this always happen?
    Why does this always happen to me?
    Why does this always happen?
    (Why) why does this always happen to me?
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    Oh, the other day, my boss said
    We were running low on toner
    And he told me I should buy another case
    Well, I told him I was busy
    But he still just kept on asking
    So, I turned around and stabbed him in the face (right in the face)
    Oh, and wouldn't you know it? My knife got stuck
    I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then
    But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little
    And I know that blade will never ever be quite as sharp again
    Quite as sharp again
    Oh, tell me, why does this always happen?
    Why does this always happen to me?
    Why does this always happen?
    Why does this always happen to me?
    Why does this always happen to me?
    (Why does this always happen to me?)
    Why does this always happen to me?
    (Why does this always happen to me?)
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