The people mentioned in this song are all based on characters from The Andy Griffith Show
. Kurt Cobain wrote the song thinking, "What if all these people were mad, sadistic, killers?" The guy in the song went into the barber shop for a shave, but instead gets urinated on by Floyd, cut up by Opie and Aunt Bea, and suffocated by Andy Griffith.
Jarrett - Somewhere, Canada