The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Album: The Tortured Poets Department (2024)
Charted: 14
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  • "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" is a full-on diss track, Taylor Swift's musical middle finger aimed squarely at an unnamed ex-lover.
  • The clues as to the subject of her kiss-off are as thick on the ground as glitter at a Swift concert. The lyrics depict a man in a "Jehovah's Witness suit" and accuse him of dabbling in recreational pharmaceuticals allegedly procured from a distant friend of Swift's. Fans and critics alike were quick to point their fingers at Matty Healy, frontman of The 1975.

    Here's why: Healy has a documented history with substance abuse and he's known for his fondness for wearing suits onstage. There's also the matter of Healy's well-publicized disdain for organized religion, making the "Jehovah's Witness suit" reference even more pointedly ironic.
  • The relationship itself seems to have been a whirlwind romance. Swift and Healy met in 2014, and following her split with longtime beau Joe Alwyn, Swift dated Healy during the summer of 2023. Their romance ended abruptly, leaving Swift with a bitter taste in her mouth. This bitterness spills over in "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived." The song is a raw exploration of betrayal and emotional devastation.
  • The chorus is a gut punch:

    And I don't even want you back, I just want to know
    If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal


    Swift describes how her ex managed to taint the joy of her triumphant Eras Tour. It's a tour that should have been a celebration, but the song suggests it was overshadowed by the relationship's implosion.
  • In the liner notes for The Tortured Poets Department, Swift lifts the veil on the messy romance that inspired several tracks on the album and admits she wasn't holding back with the lyrics. She describes the union as a "mutual manic phase" and a form of "self-harm." But then comes the kicker: "A smirk creeps onto this poet's face. Because it's the worst men that I write best."
  • Swift and her songwriting buddy Aaron Dessner teamed to write and produce "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived." Dessner throws down a melancholic vibe using just piano and some synths to create an atmosphere of disappointment to go with Swift's emotional lyrics.
  • Billboard ranked "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" at #1 in their ranking of all 31 songs from The Anthology edition of The Tortured Poets Department.

    Writer Jason Lipshutz called it "another Taylor Swift post-breakup takedown for the ages. but it's also the beating heart of The Tortured Poets Department, the sound of a larger-than-life personality prodding at her wounded humanity."

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