Me So Horny

Album: As Nasty As They Wanna Be (1989)
Charted: 26
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  • "What'll we get for ten dollars?"
    "Every 'ting you want"
    "Everything?"
    "Every 'ting"
    "Oh! Don't do that, baby! Ah!"
    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"
    "Oh"

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
    So I got the black book for a freak to call
    Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
    Said, "Yo, this Marquis, baby! Are you down with it?"
    I arrived at her house, knocked on the door
    Not having no idea of what the night had in store
    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Girls always ask me why I fuck so much
    I say "What's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?"
    'Cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
    I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
    I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
    Won't your mama be so mad if she knew I got that ass?
    I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
    My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    You can say I'm desperate, even call me perverted
    But you say I'm a dog when I leave you fucked and deserted
    I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
    I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
    I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie
    I fuck all the girls and I make 'em cry
    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"

    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"

    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"

    "Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me, Ah!"

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah,
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
    I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
    You tell your parents that we're goin' out
    Never to the movies, just straight to my house
    You said it yourself, you like it like I do
    Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
    I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
    My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Ah, Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"
    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"

    Me so horny
    So, so horny,
    Me so horny
    Me love you long time

    "Me fuckie suckie"
    "Fuckie suckie"

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Comments: 4

  • George from Vancouver, CanadaI wonder how much it costs to get the SCOTUS to declare your album "obscene". . . a HUGE moneymaker, that gambit!
  • Tom from Bellingham, Wai agree with the person under me, haha its just a funny song lol
  • Kate from Austin , TxIt is just a silly, goofy song that makes absolutely no sense and gets even campier with the prostitutes going, me love you long time in the middle. Funny!!!
  • Dion from Covington, LaThis song came out when I was in junior high. I loved hearing it then, and I love hearing it now. But I still can't figure out why! I can only surmise that it's just a catchy song and beat to sing.
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