Kelly's Heroes

Album: It's Great When You're Straight... Yeah (1995)
Charted: 17
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  • Donâ??t talk to me about heroes
    Most of these men sing like surfs
    Jesus was a black man
    No Jesus was Batman
    No, no, no, no, not at all
    That was Bruce Wayne

    Who got the biggest
    Who got the biggest
    Who got the biggest brain
    For a year I did bang her
    And Dennis sleeps fucked off
    Heâ??ll surface again

    Donâ??t talk to me about heroes
    Most of these men sing like Surfs
    Donâ??t talk to me about your big big heroes
    Most of these men sing like surfs


    He never a sad man
    Or so call mean bad man
    Or thatâ??s just down to the strain
    Well he hand out fish man
    With his centred parted sun tan
    Then cut all the lame

    Who got the biggest
    Who got the biggest
    Who got the richest brain
    Jesus was a black man
    No Jesus was Batman
    No, no, no, no, fuck
    That was Bruce Wayne

    Donâ??t talk to me about heroes
    Most of these men sing like Surfs
    Donâ??t talk to me about your big big heroes
    Most of these men sing like surfs

    We lead double lives
    We deal in sex and beautiful women
    [Whispered] Contemplating

    Donâ??t talk to me about heroes
    Most of these men sing like Surfs
    Donâ??t talk to me about your big big heroes
    Most of these men sing like surfs Writer/s: PAUL EVERTON LEVERIDGE, SHAUN RYDER
    Publisher: Sentric Music
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 2

  • Brian Foley from TasmaniaHe does not sing 'Most of these men sing like surfs', Its 'Most of these men sink like subs'.
  • Brian Foley from Auckland, New ZealandHe does not sing 'Most of these men sing like surfs', Its 'Most of these men sink like subs'.
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