The Worst Country Song Of All Time

Album: So Help Me God (2021)
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  • This is the worst country song of all time
    And it goes

    I hate beer and honky-tonk women
    I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
    And I don't know the words to Family Tradition
    Folsom Prison, or Walk The Line
    And I think sweet tea is overrated
    And all dirt roads were made for paving
    Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
    And the chorus goes

    I love cities and traffic jams
    I don't want a house on a piece of land
    I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
    But I don't wanna earn a dime
    Old Yeller didn't make me sad
    I think we should change the American flag, yeah
    This is the worst country song of all time

    Second verse goes
    I think trucks are a waste of gas
    If you disagree, we'll cancel that, 'cause
    My momma never whipped my ass
    Huh, I guess she never tried
    Man, stink a fork in the constitution
    I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
    Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
    And the chorus goes

    I love cities and traffic jams
    I don't want a house on a piece of land
    I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
    But I don't wanna earn a dime
    Old Yeller didn't make me sad
    I think we should change the American flag, yeah
    This is the worst country song of all time

    (Get on back to the whistle, boy)

    And the bridge goes
    I'm too good for solo cups
    Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
    Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
    How you like that saxophone?
    Yeah, my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
    And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true
    And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you
    I know your favorite song
    And it goes like

    I love cities and traffic jams
    I don't want a house on a piece of land
    I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
    But I don't wanna earn a dime
    Old Yeller didn't make me sad
    I think we should change the American flag, yeah
    This is the worst country song of all time Writer/s: Brantley Gilbert, Hunter Phelps, Michael Hardy, William Weatherly
    Publisher: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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