Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy

Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits
London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots
Emotional when he keeps his cool till he reaches the final
But whether he wins he whether he don't:
Tony Meo: I always pipe me eyeballs

And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall
On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball
But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles
But nowadays he pots the lot:
Dennis Taylor: 'Cos I wear these goggles

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy

Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song
And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along, "If I win," he says with a grin "it can only help me, can't it?"
I'll celebrate and buy another eight:
Terry Griffiths: Hairbrushes for me barnet"

But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gone, and his mates all take the rise
His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes,"

When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it
But it's just fair giving off that glare:
Willie Thorne: Perhaps I ought to chalk it

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy

Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown
But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down
His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up
Now he don't care who wins next year:
Steve Davis: 'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then, screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy, nuts are we, Me and him and them and me
We'll show you what we can do With a load of balls and a snooker cue
Pot the reds, then screw back, For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy
Snooker loopy, nuts are we, We're all snooker loopy
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