Intro

Album: 3 Feet High and Rising (1989)
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  • "Hey, all you kids out there
    Welcome to Three Feet High and Rising
    Now, here's what we do
    The following contestants
    How are you doing, contestants?"

    "Alright"
    "Great"
    "Your mama"

    "So, fellas
    Tell us a little bit about yourselves
    Contestant number one"

    "How ya doin', Al?
    Just came all the way down from Wichita
    Just to be on this show
    You know it's gonna be swell
    And I wanna win all the money
    I wanna win all the money, see ya"

    "Alright, contestant number two"

    "Excuse me, um, my name is, um, P.A. Mase
    I'm from Australia and I'm quite glad to be here"

    "Okay, contestant number three"

    "Hello, my name is Plug One, and um
    Let me tell you a little bit about myself
    I like Twizzlers and um, I like the Alligator Bob
    And my favorite drama movie is Bloodsucking Freaks
    Just like your mama"

    "Okay, and contestant number four"

    "Hello, my name is Prince Paul and I'm just
    Glad to be on the show, thank you"

    "Okay, and now we've met our contestants
    Let's get to the game
    I'm going to ask an amount of four questions
    And you'll try to answer them correctly
    Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them"

    "How many feathers are on a Purdue chicken?"

    "How many fibers are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?"

    "What does 'Tush eht lleh pu' mean?"

    "How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?"

    "Now that we know the questions
    We'll let the contestants think them over
    And we'll return right after these messages" Writer/s: David J. Jolicoeur, Kelvin Mercer, Paul E. Huston, Vincent Mason
    Publisher: Exploration Group LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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