The Rider

Album: Splat! (2026)
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  • I live a life of outrageous extravagance
    From way up here, show my talent and elegance
    I have some weird peccadillos
    Stick 'em on the rider
    Whoa-oh, whoa, whoa

    When I arrive I want some heel-clickers
    After my doughnut, a couple of lip-lickers
    Moisturize them both
    Then slap 'em on the rider

    Woe, woe is me
    I'll let you know when I'm ready to sing
    I can't exist
    Can't do my thing

    Without a brace of super hot psycho-ologists
    Cover my back with a sincere apologist
    And where's the Dom?
    I know I wrote it in the rider

    I take me up in a private elevator
    And don't forget to book a bliss appropriator
    What happened to the last guy?
    Check it in the rider

    Woe is me
    You'll never know when I'm ready to sing
    I can't exist
    Can't do my thing

    Keep 'em waiting while I prefer to stay
    Catch a live performance
    Just for me, Cirque du Soleil

    Woe, woe is me
    I'll let you know when I'm ready to sing
    I can't exist
    Can't do my thing

    Don't call me preciou
    Priceless is just fine
    I'm worth even more
    In this here swollen head of mine

    Before I dance, get my poddy-macologist
    I got bumps now, where's my phrenologist?
    I'm off to the Funny Farm
    It's all there in the rider Writer/s: Don Airey, Ian Gillan, Ian Paice, Roger Glover, Simon McBride
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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