Everybody's Looking At Me

Album: Stans: The Official Soundtrack (2025)
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  • Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me (shit is so crazy)
    Everybody's looking at me (it's like)
    Everybody's looking at me (everywhere I go I'm in the spotlight)
    Everybody's looking at me (from the moment I wake up, it's)

    Lights, action, cameras flashin'
    Managers, sponsors, concerts, monster mashin' (yeah)
    Moshing, everyone thrashing (uh)
    Laughing, lashing in arrogant fashion
    Type who might throw his underwear in the trash and wipe his ass
    With the American flag like Marilyn Manson (ha-ha)
    Updated Axl Rose
    White version of Shaft, pimp slappin' hoes (psh)
    Pull up like a Mac, jet black limos
    Stretch so far back, can't see the back windows
    Steppin' out, pink hats, furs and minks
    Bitch on each arm, what the fuck you think? (Shit)
    Right arm got that kid from *NSYNC's bitch on it (Britney)
    Left arm got that little P!nk chick on it
    Me and Dre at the VMA's again
    Pissin' off these lesbians and gays again
    It's rainin' men
    Strut as we walk the carpet
    Stop under the tarp and talk to Carson (what up?)
    BJ's pleadin' with us not to start shit (please, please)
    Not to stomp the shit out of Chocolate Starfish (no)
    Pose for the snapshots, paparazzi (ch-ch)
    Everybody's eyes are watchin'
    Just trying to guess what I'ma do next, waitin' to see
    I just walk in, sit down, and take my seat it's like

    What the hell are you looking at? What do I look like, a crook?
    (I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)
    I'm not no criminal, I'm just a plain old guy (and I have no privacy)
    So keep them opinions and walk on by (whoa-oh)
    I said, "What the hell are you looking at? What do I look like, a crook?
    (I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)
    I'm not no criminal, I'm just a plain old guy (and I have no privacy)
    So keep them opinions and walk on by" (whoa-oh)

    Arrested for gun possession
    Have I learned my lesson? Fuck no, 'nother Smith & Wesson
    Pissed off, pistol whippin' let's pick contestants
    Mr. Just-Can't-Use-His-Fist-For-Weapons
    Lookin' around for some next shit to step in
    Twisted rep, y'all got a misconception
    I wonder, would I be misunderstood
    If I wasn't from the hood, I was from some good uppity-dum suburb in some upscale community?
    I guess you can see what trailers do to me
    Grow up, not give a fuck, fail in school and be cool as me, scream "Fuck sluts, jail, and jewelry"
    I never woulda dreamed women ever woulda screamed
    My name louder than- when she's arguing with me
    It's hard for me to be humble and still have it in me to rumble with anybody who wants to
    I must prove I'm no punk he's punched through, it's for uncle I know you're watching
    And I'm much too much pride to show you that I'm hurtin' inside
    I never let my guard down, this curtain is wide open and I

    What the hell are you looking at? What do I look like, a crook?
    (I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)
    I'm not no criminal, I'm just a plain old guy (and I have no privacy)
    So keep them opinions and walk on by (whoa-oh)
    I said, "What the hell are you looking at? What do I look like, a crook?
    (I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)
    I'm not no criminal, I'm just a plain old guy (and I have no privacy)
    So keep them opinions and walk on by" (whoa-oh)

    My private life is Springer, 5 times a night
    See it via satellite, live right on site, and hold on tight
    Shit, fuck the Tyson fight, you might see my- try suicide tonight
    See, I done fucked up and told so much
    It's probably the only reason I sold so much
    'Cause y'all know so much, what's left to do?
    But try to keep my pointy-ass nose out of the news
    'Cause newsflash it travel faster than lightning rods
    "Oh God, he's on stage with Elton John
    He's got a motherfucking pink GLAAD T-Shirt on, huggin' a homosexual flippin' the cameras off"
    "But at the Grammys? Thought Slim hated the Grammys"
    No, I said, "You think I give a damn about a Grammy?"
    You never answered me
    Now had you have asked me, I'da told you exactly why I wasn't here last year
    See, there's nominees for the best album
    Rap's got a separate category, now how come?
    What are we, peons? Fuck Celine Dion
    Pee on your corny award show you want me on
    But guess what? That means you win
    I can't give in and let y'all beat me again
    Plus, this year
    My record's almost diamond
    I'm in the same category as Paul Simon
    Ain't no other rap in the category I'm in
    But they're callin' me to the stage, tellin' me I win
    So just as I go on to approach the podium
    The crowd's goin' nuts like they're about to explode or somethin'
    Expecting me to give some acceptance speech that's gonna knock each motherfucker out of their seats
    But the truth is I ain't have shit to say
    Except "Thanks, but you shoulda gave this shit to Dre", so

    What the hell are you looking at? What do I look like, a crook?
    (I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)
    I'm not no criminal, I'm just a plain old guy (and I have no privacy)
    So keep them opinions and walk on by (whoa-oh)
    I said, "What the hell are you looking at? What do I look like, a crook?
    (I always feel like somebody's watchin' me)
    I'm not no criminal, I'm just a plain old guy (and I have no privacy)
    So keep them opinions and walk on by" (whoa-oh)

    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me
    Everybody's looking at me Writer/s: Andre Young, Kennedy Gordy, Marshall Mathers
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
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