Same Song & Dance

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    Same song and dance
    Damn girl everywhere I go
    Same song and dance
    I like the way you move all over the globe
    Same song and dance
    Something about it man
    Same song and dance
    In the pale moonlight

    I'm looking at you yeah girl you're kinda taken back by
    The whole rapper thing aren't ya?
    Probably think you'll get slapped so damn hard ya
    Wont even be able stand up straight aren't ya?
    A couple rape charges people think you're a monster
    The police constantly buggin' you non-stop
    I walk up on you, well hello Tonya!
    I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck
    You outta gas, do you got a flat?
    I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
    I got your back, why don't you put your laundry basket in the back?
    And sit up front, I'm not asking, it's a trap
    You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a wrap
    In broad day, no masks for this attack
    I heard them say exact opposites attract
    If that's fact it'll take task force to get you back

    Yeah baby do that dance
    It's the last dance
    You'll ever get the chance to do
    Girl shake that ass
    You ain't never gonna break that glass
    The windshield's too strong for you
    I said yeah baby sing that song
    It's the last song
    You'll ever get the chance to sing
    You sexy little thing
    Show me what you got
    Give it your all
    Look at you bawl
    Why you cryin' to me
    Same song and dance

    The first victim I had, she was a big one
    Big movie star, party girl, big fun
    She was the girl the media always picked on
    In and out of rehab every four to six months
    She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
    On nickelodeon flashed to little kids once
    What an event it was, I was sitting in front
    I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns
    Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in son
    Look her she comes I'd better put out the big guns
    "Hello Lindsay you're looking a little thin, hun'
    How about a ride to rehab? get in cunt!
    Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
    Girl I'm just kidding let me start over again, hun
    See what I meant was we should have a little intervention
    Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
    You little wencher, murder wasn't my intention
    If I wanted to kill you it would have already been done
    Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with sixty six inches of extension chord

    Yeah baby do that dance
    It's the last dance
    You'll ever get the chance to do
    Girl shake that ass
    You ain't never gonna break that glass
    The windshield's too strong for you
    I said yeah baby sing that song
    It's the last song
    You'll ever get the chance to sing
    You sexy little thing
    Show me what you got
    Give it your all
    Look at you bawl
    Why you cryin' to me
    Same song and dance

    My second victim was even bigger than the first
    Pop star, icon, the whole works
    She played a little schoolgirl when she first
    Burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers
    She twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts
    It irked me and made me mad at first
    I lashed out in my songs
    But what was really going on was that I had developed a crush,
    I just didn't know how to tell it to her
    Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
    Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or
    Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?
    We'll settle this once and for all, I'm a tell her at dusk
    Tonight, tonight it's the night, and tell her I must
    Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
    Climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love"
    I just picked your prescription for ceriquill up
    Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
    I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feeling you Britney
    I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
    I've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl
    You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
    Come on toots give me the Valium alley-oop, I'll slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke
    And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
    I'm about to make a new outfit outta you
    A new outfit? shit I'll make a new suit outta you, shoot
    Now show me how you move baby, do how you do

    Yeah baby do that dance
    It's the last dance
    You'll ever get the chance to do
    Girl shake that ass
    You ain't never gonna break that glass
    The windshield's too strong for you
    I said yeah baby sing that song
    It's the last song
    You'll ever get the chance to sing
    You sexy little thing
    Show me what you got
    Give it your all
    Look at you bawl
    Why you cryin' to me
    Same song and dance

    Same kicking and screaming same crying and sobbing same song and dance
    Same yelling and bleeding same begging and pleading same song and dance Writer/s: Andre Young, Dawaun Parker, Mark Batson, Marshall Mathers, Mike Elizondo, Trevor Lawrence Jr.
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 2

  • Michael from Deridder, Lait sounds more like the stories of Shady picking up celebrities and just plain ol' raping them (yes, raping not rapping) the "same song" sounds like how the victim screams to be let go, and the "dance" sounds like it represents the fidgeting before, during, and after the rape. I mean, the chorus practically says it all. Just look:

    "Yeah baby, do that dance
    It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
    Girl, shake that a$$,
    You ain't ever gonna break that glass
    The windshields too strong for you

    I said yeah baby, sing that song
    It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
    You sexy little thing
    Show me what you got, give it your all
    Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me?
    Same song and dance..."
    -Eminem, "Same Song & Dance"

    (ah, WTH am i saying? i LOVE this song! ;-P )
  • Rick from Slidell, LaVintage shady
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