We Made You

Album: Relapse (2009)
Charted: 4 9
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  • Guess who? D'you miss me?
    Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus

    When you walked through the door (woo)
    It was clear to me (clear to me)
    You're the one they adore
    Who they came to see (who they came to see)
    You're a rock star (baby, yeah)
    Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
    Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
    We're the ones who made you

    Ahem, back by popular demand
    Now pop a little Zantac for antacid if you can
    You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
    How does it feel? Is it fantastic? Is it grand?
    Well, look at all the massive masses in the stands
    "Shady, man, no, don't massacre the fans"
    Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man
    She stomped him just 'cause he asked to put his hands
    On her massive gluteus maximus again
    Squeeze it, then squish it, then pass it to her friend
    Can he come back as nasty as he can?
    Yes he can, can, don't ask me this again
    He does not mean to lesbian offend
    But Lindsay, please come back to seeing men
    Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten
    I know you want me, girl, in fact, I see your grin, now come in, girl

    When you walked through the door (woo)
    It was clear to me (clear to me)
    You're the one they adore
    Who they came to see (who they came to see)
    You're a rock star (baby)
    Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
    Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
    We're the ones who made you

    The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
    Walk up to the cutest girl and charley-horse her
    Sorry, Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneres
    Have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness?
    Well, I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
    Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
    And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
    Nail her, baby, say hello to my little friend
    Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut off the middle man
    Forget him or you're gonna end up in the hospital again
    And this time it won't be for the Ritalin binge
    Forget them other men, girl, pay them little attention
    A little did I mention, that Jennifer's in
    Love with me, John Mayer, so sit on the bench
    Man, I swear them other guys, you give 'em an inch
    They take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim

    When you walked through the door (woo)
    It was clear to me (clear to me)
    You're the one they adore
    Who they came to see (who they came to see)
    You're a rock star (baby)
    Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
    Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
    We're the ones who made you

    And that's why, my love, you'll never live without
    I know you want me, girl, 'cause I can see you checkin' me out
    And baby, you know, you know you want me too
    Don't try to deny it, baby, I'm the only one for you

    Damn, girl, I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa
    Why should I wash my filthy mouth out?
    You think that's bad? You should hear the rest of my album
    Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
    Man, Cash, I don't mean to mess with your gal, but
    Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth
    Wowzers, I just made a mess in my trousers
    And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
    Lord, help us, he's back in his pink ALF shirt
    Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
    I think he's 'bout to flip, Jessica
    Rest assured, Superman's here to rescue ya
    Can you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your Blake
    Matter fact, bake me a birthday cake
    With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
    Baby, I think you just met your soul mate, now break it down, girl

    When you walked through the door (woo)
    It was clear to me (clear to me)
    You're the one they adore
    Who they came to see (who they came to see)
    You're a rock star (baby)
    Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
    Player, who can really blame you? (Who can really blame you?)
    We're the ones who made you

    So baby, baby, get down, down, down
    Baby, get down, down, down
    Baby, get down, down, down
    Baby, get down, get down
    Baby, get down, down, down
    Baby, get down, down, down
    Baby, get down, down, down
    Baby, get down, get down

    Oh Amy
    Rehab never looked so good
    I can't wait
    I'm going back, haha, woo
    Dr. Dre
    2020
    Yeah Writer/s: Andre Romell Young, Dawaun W. Parker, Mark Christopher Batson, Marshall B. III Mathers, Trevor Ira Lawrence, Walter Lindsay Egan
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 9

  • Ricky Spanish from 505 China Townwhen i was 5 I listened to this for an hour straight and now when I hear it I feel strange
  • Shaun from Treorchy Where is mellisa Peterman in the video
  • Alex from My BasementThe song beat is a copy from the song "Go down Moses"
  • Valerie from Vancouver, BcThis song is so addicting.
  • Logan from Troy, MtDamn that chorus... It's so addictive.
  • Aaron from Kentucky, KyEminem rules ive been listening to his songs since i was 6 and when i was 9 i wathced 8 mile hismovie
  • Mark from North Central, OrLove the video, and Em's flair for parody, plus social commentary.
  • Morgan from Foresthill, CaI love this song..
  • Yasser from Miami, FlWhen i first heard this song i was thinking that it sucks. but ive heard many times now and im starting to like it.
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