Album: Fight With Tools (2007)

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• I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  No handlebars
  No handlebars
  I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  No handlebars
  No handlebars
  
  Look at me, look at me
  Hands in the air like it's good to be alive
  And I'm a famous rapper
  Even when the paths are all crookedy
  I can show you how to do-si-do
  I can show you how to scratch a record
  I can take apart the remote control
  And I can almost put it back together
  I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
  I can tell you about Leif Ericson
  I know all the words to "De Colores"
  And "I'm proud to be an American"
  Me and my friend saw a platypus
  Me and my friend made a comic book
  And guess how long it took
  I can do anything that I want 'cause, look
  
  I can keep rhythm with no metronome
  No metronome
  No metronome
  And I can see your face on the telephone
  On the telephone
  On the telephone
  
  Look at me
  Look at me
  Just called to say that it's good to be alive
  In such a small world
  I'm all curled up with a book to read
  I can make money, open up a thrift store
  I can make a living off a magazine
  I can design an engine
  Sixty-four miles to a gallon of gasoline
  I can make new antibiotics
  I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
  I know how to run a business
  And I can make you wanna buy a product
  Movers, shakers and producers
  Me and my friends understand the future
  I see the strings that control the systems
  I can do anything with no assistance
  'Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone
  With a microphone
  With a microphone
  And I can split the atoms of a molecule
  Of a molecule
  Of a molecule
  
  Look at me
  Look at me
  Driving and I won't stop
  And it feels so good to be
  Alive and on top
  My reach is global
  My tower secure
  My cause is noble
  My power is pure
  I can hand out a million vaccinations
  Or let 'em all die in exasperation
  Have 'em all healed of their lacerations
  Have 'em all killed by assassination
  I can make anybody go to prison
  Just because I don't like 'em
  And I can do anything with no permission
  I have it all under my command
  Because I can guide a missile by satellite
  By satellite
  By satellite
  And I can hit a target through a telescope
  Through a telescope
  Through a telescope
  And I can end the planet in a holocaust
  In a holocaust
  In a holocaust
  In a holocaust
  In a holocaust
  In a holocaust
  
  I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  No handlebars
  No handlebars
  I can ride my bike with no handlebars
  No handlebars
  No handlebars Writer/s: Andrew Guerrero, Jamie Laurie, Jesse Walker, Kenneth Ortiz, Mackenzie Roberts, Stephen Brackett
  Publisher: Bluewater Music Corp.
  Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 39

• Read from WhySo, this song is all about corrupt governments, if you don't believe me, listen to the whole album... but why does everyone say all of this? Listen to the whole album for the meaning, it's not even an hour, if you have time to write dumb comments you have time to learn the real meaning.
• Somerando from WasdDo you all not get it? Listen to the whole album! It's about a rebelion, not bragging about all of this? Who are you people?
• Me from EarthBrook is Vermillion. Autism? Wtf? Way to take a brilliant song about world/gov’t terrorism and make some wildly uncorrelative and trying desperately to tie them together lol.
• James from On A Satellite ("weather Ballon")It's about what was going on then. AIDS was a thing. Hence the vaccination part. Knowing that kind of Evil is happening and stii being able to find some kind of happiness. This song was what opened my eyes and start paying attention. Flobots should do a part 2 of the song. Everything went full circle and we still watch As the World Turns.
• Isaac HiggsI have two mean interpretations:
  
  1) A reminder to leadership that they can cause as much hurt as they want to and as much help as they want to. "I could hand out a million vaccinations OR let 'em all die in exasperation!" There it is. Stop letting people in other countries die and vaccinate them instead. After a few listens, the lines "I'm a famous rapper" and "I can keep rhythm with no metronome" sound like an attempt at empathizing with them: "Hay, I'm famous and powerful, too, it gets to my head just like yours, I get it." Though that could also be the point of the song-that being a famous rapper is getting to his head and he's realizing it and roll playing as a dictator is both a way of beating up on himself and his way of moving forward.
  2) It's a reflection on how little things can progress to big things, or how extreme futures show themselves in small, seemingly meaningless, symbols. He starts with "I can ride my bike with no handle bars" and then lists things he can do which get older and bigger and bigger until, after the climax, he goes back to the beginning: "I can ride my bike with no handlebars," a reminder that that is where it all started, that that was the first sign of the holocausts. Though, given the interview about the song's inspiration, the transition could represent the moment the lyrics came to his mind. Someone was having 'em all killed by assassinations while Jamie Laurie was riding his bike with no handlebars.
• Some Kid from N.y.In the song's lyrics is kinda hard to follow but if you watch the music video it's easy to tell: I think the song is sung from the perspectives of two different people. After the friend who goes down the street with the dove tries to call the enterprising friend, the perspective switches for a while. After their speech, it goes back to the first one shaking their head as they walk past the TV set near the street. In the end, the first friend is killed, while the second seems to be unable to fix things.
• Gandolf from Middle EarthI work in the behavioral health field, I don't see the autism spectrum connection this guy is trying to make?!?! Seems like the rise to power by a person becoming more and more megalomaniac to me?
• AnonymousI think the song is about two friends who grew up together going seperate ways one is good guy who uses his power to help while one uses it to take over the world.
• AnonymousI think this song is about the journey of two different people. It showed in the video two different people who started out at 2 people who were friends and that both went down different paths. One is leading people and the other is hiding behind the podium behind his army as they march towards him.
• Zack from IllinoisOne of my favs seen video 50 times and watching again today right at the beginning there are two forks in the road. Left wing communist with a "c" on the road sign and right wing with a bird's picture. Never thought of Hitler til I noticed that. Clearly verification of the song meaning.
• Joey from CanadaSorry, but someone is trying to attribute the quote "I can take apart the remote control, and I can almost put it back together..." to Thomas Edison?? The remote control was invented in 1950. Thomas Edison did in 1931.
• Jason from Tampa, FlIf you watch the video, you see how it is actually how one man has many desires as he comes into the world. He appears to be of about college age and at the critical moment where he realizes that he can make his own choices and he needs to choose what he wants to do. He starts out exploring both sides of his desire, which is to help people. He has the path of helping people with direct contact and staying down on their level of power. On the other hand, he can help them by increasing technology. However, the power and money from this side of him draws his attention. As he explores more into this attribute, he realizes that he has a way with words. He comes to power and works to "help" by increasing security and public safety. But as his technology falls into the wrong hands, he watches as the people that he was trying to help suddenly turn against him. In this moment, he realizes what is actually happening, that people are starving and are afraid to venture outside of their homes because of the privacy issue in the country, but it is too late to stop it. He watches as the side of himself that was gentle and caring is killed and can no longer be present within his own life because to show compassion at this point would be considered "weak" in a leader. As these thoughts roll through his brain, he relives a time where things were simpler and he was still free.
• Ben Miller from Parts UnknownThe EP this song was originally appeared in was called "Platypus", not handlebars.
• Megan from Stevenson, AlI love this! When this came out, me and my friends were singing this anytime we got the chance! I love the trumpet solo! Awesome.
• Alberto from Scarsdale, Fl, United KingdomThe song "Handlebars" is about a boy who grows up and shows his potential as he ages while gaining power. The song starts with the narrator saying "I can ride my bike with no handlebars" he is showing his youth: He is showing off his ability to do something "cool" and maybe a little out of the ordinary. On the third verse the narrator talks about how things are going good from him and how "it's good to be alive". He continues to explain that he almost do anything, which is beginning to show the narrators individual ability, and his growing of power. However near the end of the third verse the rapper changes a bit; normally he only talks about him self, but then he says, "Me and my friend [...]" which is odd, not only because it is grammatically incorrect, but because through out the whole song nearly every line has started with him basically saying I can do this, I can do that. However there is no reasonable explanation as to why this is, henceforth the artist probably mentions his friends only for the sake of keeping the songs catchy beat. Further more in the forth verse the narrator goes back to his independent ways by "keep[ing] rhythm with no metronome". The only sane explanation, which still pushes it, is that he tried opening up to others, but obviously it didn't work out. After-all, its only two lines out of one hundred and five line song... Now back to a more sane idea; in the third verse the musician says that he, "saw a platypus". First off I am envois, but with that set a side, seeing a platypus is extremely rare, this is starting to show how he is starting to feel above everyone. After all most of the verse is about the narrator boasting about how, for lack of a better word, great he is. In the sixth verse the narrator explains how he has to potential to do anything. Weather its "open[ing] up a thrift store open up a thrift store" or can mak[ing] a living off a magazine". Final, by the end of the eighth verse. The narrator feels that he can lead "a nation with a microphone". The narrator is turning into a dictator, and is ruling over a nation. However a nation isn't quite enough for the narrator, so he continues exploring ways he can abuse his power. In the ninth verse the narrator finds a way: he clams that he "can split the atoms of a molecule". In short simple terms: BOOOOOOMMMMMM. The narrator either treating to blow up the world, or wants to go to war. Obviously some one is a little jealous of Dr. Yoshio Nishina (the inventor to the atom bomb). The narrator is pretty much on top. He is "[d]riving and won't stop" until he is on top of the world. Final the song ends with the narrator calming that he "can end the planet in a holocaust". The narrator repeats this five times, but normally he only repeats phrases twice. Wile the repetition maybe used as a MacGuffin, it is more likely that it is used to show that the narrator coming to his end of power. From riding his bike to being able to make atom bombs, the narrator shows that as individuals we have the potential to do anything.
  
• David from Los Angeles, CaReally? Brandon from Illinois got the top interpretation in this? This song is about the duality of man. The first half of the song, prior to the instrumental part describes the positive sides of humanity e.g. science, technology, general ingenuity etc. The second half describes the dark side of man and abuse of these powers e.g. guided missiles, dictatorial control, mass murder. This song isn't the life of a dictator's rise to power by any means. "Handlebars", being the song title and ending of the song just signifies of man's journey can start so simply and lead into different directions.
• Matt from Ottawa, OnI think about the Evil Corporations man........
• Dylan from Ottawa, KsThe song is about people having similar attitudes when they were children as to when they are adults. The child in the song learns, and eventually finds out something he shouldn't have learned, how to split the atom.
• Anthony from Morton, Pai love this song, usally i dont like this kind of music, i like 60s rock, and somehow this song is jsut amazing to me
• Tanja from Schweinfurt, Germanywhen i heard the song for the first time i have to admit that i was a bit disappointed because the lyrics promised to me a loud music with a lot of agression. But after listening to it again and again i began to like it more because then i got aquainted with the deeper meaning of the depicted things...and now i can promise, that it's worth to grapple with it :)
• Manuela from Donnersdorf, GermanyA song that deals with current events, I like that!
• Tim from Schweinfurt, GermanyA very good song in my opinion. I like the style of music and whats even more important the text is deep and has a message.
• Val from Des Moines, IaThis song makes me feel like I'm the only one who can do the this I do.
• Madison from Northford, CtWhen analyzing the song and then the video they can be seen as having different meanings. the video can get you caught up in the story line of the two friends, as many others here have pointed out, but the song itself is much deeper. After listening to the song a few times I finally figured out, to me, what it meant, which is exactly what MC Jonny told MTV News in the last songfact. People are born with the ability and potential to do SO much, whether that be good or bad. In today's society there just happens to be a lot of bad, and that is really depressing. People need to take a step back and look at the big picture and all the good they could accomplish if they only tried.
• Erin from Honolulu, HiI think that this song can be interpreted in many different ways. IMO, this song is basically on how society is corrupting minds of innocent kids.
  
  In the beginning of the video when they're riding their bikes without handlebars, I think that it shows their innocence, and just how carefree and happy they were just riding bikes around. Also, it shows how well they get along even though the blond seems of a higher class then the redhead. (business attire, stern looking face) When they go their separate ways, the redhead sees that his friend is now a hotshot politician and is making nuclear bombs and things. It looks like he's getting caught up in the fame, and not thinking about the important things in life. The redhead sees that and gets mad. He decides to rebel against his friend with the whole holocaust thing. At the end, the blond shoots the redhead and his friends, not knowing who they are. After he shoots him, he realizes who he is and he thinks back to when they were young and so innocent and carefree. I think that this song is trying to say that the media now days are corrupting the minds of innocent children with so much violence these days.
  
  Everyone has a different opinion though.
• Cory from Victor, NyThe song to me is a normal guy who learns to do things and eventually gets to full of himself and becomes a dictator. kinda sounds like hitler eh?
• Tyler from Green Bay, WiAnd then in the end, when he repeats "i can ride my bike with no handle bars" it's like the one who killed the other is like reminiscing about when they were friends
• Tyler from Green Bay, WiTo me it's like one of the guys is like a free-spirited guy who loves life and everything, cuz all the things he says he can do are the fun things, while the other guy is a politician and is all high strung and stuff cuz all things he says he can do has to do with politics and the world
• John from Houston , Txthis song explains whats wong with this world and the things anyones capable of.
• Airk from Skagway, AkAccording to the video, in my understanding is two young friends are riding their bikes without handlebars. Then they both move out I'm guessing and go their seperate ways where one becomes a corrupt politician.(redundant) and the other just enjoys life. And towards the end when the politician leads planet in a holocaust his childhood friend gets shot, leaving the politician with a sad look on his face realizing that in his lust for power, he lost a person that mattered to him. I'm assuming that the morale is that power can corrupt you and destroy everything you care for, and you don't even realize it until it's too late!
• Matt from Livonia, MiITS AMAZING
• Daniel from Jacksonville, Flthis song is creepy b/c of the music vid.......i seen it b4 i actually heard the song and its like weird, i dunno how to describe it.
  
  but i like this song tho.....lol
• Garrett from Austin, TxThis song is about two friends. In the beginning, they're both together riding bikes without handlebars. Then they go in different directions and take turns calling eachother and telling about their lives. One of them is a fun-loving person and the other is a serious businessman. Slowly they stop talking and forget about eachother until the serious one becomes a famous politician who becomes corrupted with power. Then his old friend remembers him and disagrees with his views. He leads a rebellion against the other man. He leads a march into one of the politician's speaches about starting a holocaust and the gaurds slaughter all the protesters. But then the politician notices his friend and realizes what he's done. He then remembers how things used to be before he took over the world, and he starts singing, "I can ride my bike with no handlebars..."
• Brian from Dnever, CoThere is no known beat that can keep me lonely
• Brian from Dnever, CoThis song isn't "about" anybody. it signifies human beings endless possibilities and how we choose to use them. Either for good "i can hand out a million vaccinations" or for evil" I can end the planet in a holocaust." and you should see them live. great shows.
• Slycawt from New York, United KingdomIn the music video it starts as two boys, a red haired dirty boy and a well dressed blond haired boy. The dirty boy never went anywhere in his life while the blond haired boy grows up to be succesful and eventually takes over the world. The two boys are against eachother in the end even though they were two friends or brothers.
• Rick from Safety Harbor,It seems to me that this is a walk through life. At the beginning they brag about the simple things in a boys mind. Riding with no handlebars... the two friends lives go in different directions... the future politician has noble beginnings, but power corrupts... the other is a partier... (cherry stem) loves life... not successful by the world's standards of measurement.... He finds purpose later in life... but doesn't have the power to influence change...
• Jenny from York, PaTo me, this song is accomplsishing something simple in your life and then broadening your horizons for accomplish things. Maybe some things that you thought impossible, or other people have. Sort of like that book by Dr. Suess "And to think that I saw it on Mulberry street". The song starts out as something little, like riding a bike with no handlebars and evolves into things wild and unimaginable. :)
• Ian from Collegeville, PaThis song, along with the rest of the songs on this album, is very deep and deals with current events, not just things that society deems as "cool."

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