Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Album: Joe's Garage (1979)
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  • Why does it hurt when I pee?
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    I don't want no doctor,
    To stick no needle in me.
    Why does it hurt when I pee?

    I got it from my toilet seat.
    I got it from my toilet seat.
    It jumped right up,
    And grabbed my meat.
    I got it from my toilet seat.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.

    Woooooaaaaaaaaaaaah.

    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
    Oh god. I probably got,
    The ghono,ca,ca,ca,cas.
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

    Ay, Ay, Ay.

    Why does it,
    Why does it,
    Why does it,
    Why does it,
    Hurt!
    When!
    I!
    Peeeeeeeee!
    Writer/s: Frank Zappa
    Publisher: Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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