My Toot Toot

Album: My Toot Toot (1985)
Charted: 50
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  • Don't mess with my toot toot
    Don't mess with my toot toot
    I know you have another woman
    So, don't mess with my toot toot

    When I was born in my birth suit,
    The doctor slapped my behind
    He said, "You're gonna be special,
    You sweet little toot toot"

    Now, you can look as much
    But if you much as touch,
    You're gonna have yourself a case
    I'm gonna break your face

    So, don't mess with my toot toot
    Don't mess with my toot toot
    I know you have another woman
    So, don't mess with my toot toot
    Oh yeah!

    Yeah, you're right!

    Don't mess with my toot toot
    Don't mess with my toot toot
    I know you have another woman
    So, don't mess with my toot toot

    When I was born in my birth suit,
    The doctor slapped my behind
    He said, "You're gonna be special,
    Oh, you sweet little toot toot"

    Now, you can look as much
    But if you much as touch,
    You're gonna have yourself a case
    I'm gonna break your face

    Don't you mess with my toot toot
    Don't mess with my toot toot
    I know you have another woman
    So, don't mess with my toot toot

    (Instrumental Bridge)

    (Toot toot)
    (Toot toot)
    (I know you have another woman)
    (Toot toot)
    Oh yeah!

    (Instrumental Bridge)

    Don't mess with my toot toot
    Don't mess with my toot toot
    I know you have another woman
    So, don't mess with my toot toot

    When I was born in my birth suit,
    The doctor slapped my behind
    He said, "You're gonna be special,
    You sweet little toot toot"

    Now, you can look as much
    But if you much as touch,
    You're gonna have yourself a case
    I'm gonna break your face

    Don't you mess with my toot toot
    Don't mess with my toot toot
    I know you have another woman
    So, don't mess with my toot toot
    (repeat and fade out) Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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