The Chicken In Black

Album: released as a single (1984)
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  • For two long years my head hurt bad
    So the doctor checked me an he shook his head
    He said, "I'm sorry to tell you
    But your body's outlived your brain"
    He said, "I know this doctor in New York, son
    And he'll fix you right up with a brand new one"
    So the head doctor met me when I stepped down off of the train

    He said, "We had this bank robber killed last night
    His body's shot but his brain's alright
    I'll give you a transplant, boy, and you'll be okay"
    I got my new brain in and I was feelin' great
    I went right back to Nashville with no headache
    But something strange happened when I walked in the bank one day

    I said, "Stick 'em up everybody, I'm robbin' this place
    Drop all of your money in my guitar case
    Don't nobody move and don't nobody reach for that door"
    A lady said, "Why, you're Johnny Cash"
    I said, "No ma'am, I'm the Manhattan Flash
    And I am the best bank robber in New York"

    Now the other night, Roy Acuff called me
    He said, "John, I'd like for you to do the Opry
    So I went out on the stage, but I couldn't sing"
    I got into a half a verse of "I Walk The Line"
    And something snapped in this head of mine
    I yelled, "Stick 'em up
    Give me your money, your watches and rings"

    Well, I called New York and talked to that brain quack
    I said, "Doc, I've gotta have my old brain back"
    He said, "I'm sorry there, Mr. Cash, but I can't do that"
    He said, "I put your brain in a chicken last Monday
    He's singing your songs and makin' lots of money
    And I got him signed to a ten-year recording contract"

    Now, friends, if you see me walkin' down the street
    Remember what you see ain't necessarily me
    And if I try to hold you up, don't pay me no mind
    But when you got ten bucks that you can blow
    You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show
    He's doin' fairs and concert dates all up and down the line

    I said, "Stick 'em up everybody, I'm robbin' this place
    Drop all of your money in my guitar case
    Don't nobody move and don't nobody reach for that door"
    A lady said, "Why, you're Johnny Cash"
    I said, "No ma'am, I'm the Manhattan Flash
    And I am the best bank robber in New York"

    Well, I don't pay any income tax
    You don't pay tax on money you steal
    You oughta catch that Johnny Chicken show
    Chicken in black Writer/s: Gary Lee Gentry
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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  • Seventhmist from 7th HeavenI always wanted to catch that Johnny Chicken show.
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