Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook Why should I bother when I look like I look? I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?" Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it, you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition; Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW, but I got a Porsche Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe its true With my hair and body, you would be too Cause I'm a blonde, B-L- . . . I don't know! Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
Karen from Manchester, NhMy 7-year-old daughter, who is a blonde, if she forgets something, will say, "Oh, I just had a blonde moment." Needless to say, she loves this song!
Serra from Santa Fe, NmOhhh...and don't forget my favorite Julie Brown song: "I like them big and stupid. I like them big and reeeal dumb!"
Jeff from Chicago, GaSHe performed this song live on Oprah Winfrey once and the blonde women in the audience were not amused. Its a hillarious song and Julie Brown is very funny.
Lester from New York City, NyJulie Brown had two other great novelty songs. Trapped in the Body of a White Girl, and (Everybody Run), thr Homecoming Queen Has Got a Gun.
Her 'Just Say Julie' was a truly a grat comedy show on MTV, with Julie interjecting herself into and commenting on various MTV videos, surrounded by comedy segments with a theme. I thought it was brilliant. This Julie Brown was the white girl with the big boobs, as opposed to MTV's Downtown Julie Brown