The Barry George Song

Album: Men With Beards and More! (2009)
  • Barry George was locked up
    Because the judge and jury cocked up
    He was obsessed with Princess Di
    So Jill Dando's similiar haircut caught his eye
    They couldn't find the bloke who made Dando dead
    So they went round and fingered poor Barry instead
    'Cause he had footage of her on VHS tape
    And a previous conviction for attempted rape

    But Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
    He was just hiding out in the bushes
    Dressed up like a commando

    Barry George was fitted up
    Because some ladies he titted up
    He never murdered anyone
    'Cause he only had a replica gun
    They found a speck of gun powder in his pocket
    But that could have come from a firework or rocket
    But in a retrial he's been released
    His cousin - Freddie Mercury - would be pleased
    (If he was alive or really his cousin)

    But Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
    He was just hiding out in the bushes
    Dressed up like a commando

    His cousin was the singer and Queen were his mates
    He jumped over six buses on rollerskates
    He's been banged up for years and now he's free
    To pursue his interest in replica firearms and celebrities

    But Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
    He was just hiding out in the bushes
    Dressed up like a commando

    Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't do it
    Barry didn't kill Jill Dando
    He was just hiding out in the bushes
    With his knob in his hand though Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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