Don't Stop Me Eatin'

Album: Single release only (2020)
Charted: 1
  • We've got a dad of two
    Hoping to beat the likes of Ariana Grande to the number-
    Christmas number one spot
    I'm gonna try and win Rox Christmas Number One
    Singing mainly about sausage rolls
    A normal family record a single could be Christmas number one
    How did this happen?
    This is crazy, it really is
    And our expectations at the beginning was just to make Top 40, and-
    Raising funds for the food bank charity, the Trussell Trust
    Here we go again
    Here we go, we're back
    Third time lucky (ay)
    Just what 2020 didn't need

    Just a sausage roll
    On a year that's outta control
    Feeding the nation is our Christmas goal

    Just a pastry treat
    And when my family finally meet
    We share a foot long through a plastic sheet

    Plastic sheet
    That's how you gotta do it now
    That's how you gotta eat 'em
    Make sure it's sanitized
    Oh, Lord

    A sausage roll for a shielding mate (yes mate)
    In a bag thrown over the gate
    But for a smile we can share a bite
    And eat on and on and on and on

    Bakers baking
    I went to Greggs now I'm isolating
    I'm on lockdown tonight
    All these people
    Panic buying ready meals
    Hoardin' bog roll in the night

    Don't stop me eatin'
    Oh, sausage roll feelin'
    Meat life or vegans, come on

    Every day is on replay
    Key workers are saving the day (legends)
    Give anything to hug my nan
    Just one more time (poor me nans)

    Eat them cold, eat them hot
    Sausage rolls are all we've got
    But for a smile we can share a bite
    And eat on and on and on and on

    Right here we go, get ready
    The vegans are involved (what?)

    Don't stop me eatin'
    Oh, sausage roll feelin'
    Meat life or vegans, come on

    Don't stop me eatin'
    Oh, sausage roll feelin'
    Meat life or vegans, come on

    Wow that's a banger
    Right there we go
    Just when you think it can't get any worse it does
    Yes, lad

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