Penis Song

Album: The Meaning Of Life (1983)
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  • Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
    It's swell to have a stiffy
    It's divine to own a dick
    From the tiniest little tadger
    To the world's biggest prick
    So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
    Your Percy, or your cock
    You can wrap it up in ribbons
    You can slip it in your sock
    But don't take it out in public
    Or they will stick you in the dock
    And you won't come about Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 9

  • Claude from Kingston, MaEric Idle was the best Python song writer. Galaxy Song, The Bright Side, Do What John.....all excellently crafted songs. (Ok, Do What John not so much...)
  • Musicmama from New York, NyGood one, Pete. And, yes, Monty Python is/were the greatest comics of the last 50 or so years.

    I used to be a man. But as a woman, I find this song even funnier than I did before!
  • Hatty from Harrogate, EnglandThis is so funny It's unbelievable

    *Don't get him out in public

    Or they'll stick you in the docks

    and you won't. a-come. a-back.*
  • Pete from Nowra, Australiaso whos's got the 12inch remix?????

    ya get it??? 12 inch remix...ha ha tee hee
  • Windy from Otway, Ohgenius.pure genius.
  • Jayson from Herenesate, MsAlthough it might be hard to believe, monty python wrote this b/c he lacked a penis at birth and is simply letting out his inner turmoil.
  • Chiaki from Nagoya, JapanOh, my. Monty Python are a bundle of geniuses. I do so adore them. ;)
  • Ash from Charleston, WvWhat a frightfully witty tune!!
  • Jennifer from Lignoier, InThis song is supposed to parody Noel Coward's style... Hilarious song, by the way. Very catchy.
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