Crush With Eyeliner

Album: Monster (1994)
Charted: 23
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  • I know you
    I know you've seen her
    She's a sad tomato
    She's three miles of bad road
    Walking down the street
    Will I never meet her?
    She's a real woman-child
    Oh, my kiss breath turpentine

    I am smitten
    I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
    Have you seen her come around?
    My crush with eyeliner

    I'm in like
    I'm infatuated
    It's all too much, the pressure
    She's all that I can take
    What position should I wear?
    Cop an attitude? (you fake her)
    How can I convince her? (fake her)
    That I'm invented too, yeah

    I am smitten
    I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
    We all invent ourselves
    And, uh, you know me

    She's a sad tomato
    She's three miles of bad road
    She's her own invention (she's her own invention)
    That gets me in the throat
    What can I make myself be?
    Life is strange, yeah (life is strange)
    What can I make myself be? (fake her)
    To make her mine?

    I am smitten
    I'll do anything (I'll do anything)
    A kiss breath turpentine
    My crush with eyeliner

    I am smitten
    You know me (yeah, you know me)
    I could be your Frankenstein
    My crush with eyeliner
    I am smitten
    I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing)
    Won't you be my valentine?
    My crush with eyeliner Writer/s: Bill Berry, Michael Mills, Michael Stipe, Peter Buck
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 11

  • Dale from Augusta, Ga.I always thought this song had a bit of a Lou Reed / Velvet Underground feel to it. Especially the guitar . Now that I see that it was an homage to New York Dolls, it all makes sense.
  • Steve from New YorkCourtney Love: You're so vain! You probably think this song is about you!
  • Dougfresh from Buffalo, NyThe song obviously has impregnated meanings on many levels. But as for the superficial plot of the song story: It was a long time ago, but I recall an interview with Stipe where he mentioned something of an older man pursuing a younger woman who might have been what we would call a Goth, today. He adopts a persona of the kind of guys that she seems to like by wearing make-up and himself dressing into alternative youth fashion in order to seduce her and to make her his girlfriend. Stipe mentioned that he sort of succeeds and fails at the same time, insinuating that he sleeps with her but never really finds the long term relationship he desired because he was just faking it and not being real. IIRC.
  • Derek from Moncton, NbI miss Bill Berry.
  • Landon from Winchester, OhThis is proof: Courtney Love is as stupid as she is stuck up. I can't believe she had the hots for Micheal Strpe even after Kurt's suicide! What are they going to do with her?
  • Chris from Newcastle Upon Tyne, United KingdomOh Courtney, will you ever learn?
    She probably thought Stipe fancied her.
    I've got news for you on that one...
  • Mike from Hueytown , AlThis is awesome , may be the best song to come out the 90's
  • Mercedes from Seattle, Wait's a great song, one of my favorites,and even more so, now that I've learned that Thurston Moore sang in it, and that the video was directed by Spike Jonze...
    PS: so sorry for Courtney Love...she's so self-centered
  • Cherie from Ny, Ny10 years later and Courtney Love still believes the song is about her.
  • Ali from Lahore, Pakistanits a great song, i dont know if its a song about a girl trying to seduce a boy with her looks but surely it has a great rocknroll beat. Monster was one of a kind. The song whats the frequency was just amazing
  • Epp from Pittsburgh, PaThis song is about being fake, as eyeliner (and all make up) are used 2 cover up the blemishes and make everything appear much better off than it really is
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