Christmas Drillings

Album: single release only (2022)
Charted: 3
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  • (It sounds like Nyge) yeah

    Christmas party, Christmas knees up
    Man pulled up, didn't see one knee up (dead)
    Everyone's stush, don't wanna free up
    It's fuckin' October, why is your tree up? (What?)
    Been wrapping them gifts in cunch
    Dropping 'em off tryna get my P up (OT, OT)
    Then John Lewis put out that shit advert
    Tryna make man spend his re-up (what?)
    Three in the morning, man can't sleep (pricks)
    My neighbors lighting up the whole street (pricks)
    Npower, SSE, EON, EDF energy (jheeze)
    Them man there raking in the Ps (trust)
    Dumb consumers still can't see
    Mummy's trying to make ends meet (miracles)
    Christmas extortion, Christmas greed

    Down your spine, you'll feel a tingle (yeah)
    When you hear this festive jingle (yeah)
    This one's drill, not pop like Pringle
    You can get wrapped up, no Kris Kringle (bow)
    See, it's Christmas and you don't wanna miss this (yeah)
    Don't need lights 'cause we're bringing the litness (yeah)
    So you're better off hiding your missus
    'Cause I'm top of her wish list (ay, ay)
    Santa's sleigh, I might jack that (yeah, yeah)
    Christmas presents, I stack that (yeah, yeah)
    Mrs. Claus got a fat back (mhm)
    So I might have to tap that (uh)
    Then I'm leaving in Santa's ride (Santa's ride)
    If the elves try run up on bro
    Then it's beef, so I have to slide (have to slide)

    Christmas drillings, make a killing (killing)
    We got them children crying
    Now that Santa Claus is missing (missing)
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no, ain't no)
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ooh)
    Christmas drillings, make a killing
    Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
    (Ain't no presents, ain't no presents)
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
    Ooh

    It's the 123 (mhm)
    Man will cut down your Christmas tree (jheeze)
    Gonna take this flow out in the snow
    Back to skid row, fuck mistletoe
    Pull up on Santa and jack his sleigh (uh-huh)
    Him and his elves might pass away (uh-huh)
    Run 'em all over with his sled
    Out in Lapland, snow turn red
    He's dead (he's dead, he's dead)
    Santa got put in a spliff, irrelevant myth
    End of his presence, I plead the fifth
    Body is stiff (jheeze, huh)

    Yeah, Merry Christmas
    See man jacking presents (all of them)
    Fuck your life, this ain't Evanescence
    Man don't want socks (no), man don't want crocs (no)
    Man tryna grab your mum, bend her over
    Slide in just to show them how I stuff that turkey (jheeze)
    Primed up (what?)
    All my opps get banged up (what?)
    Sit man down with a one-two piece
    Then a push-up to win with hands up (shut up)
    And I come do Christmas wavy
    Priced up, but I'm not Katie
    Solo man, but I'm not Stacey
    I'm the man, but I'm no baby

    Christmas drillings, make a killing (killing)
    We got them children crying
    Now that Santa Claus is missing (missing)
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ain't no, ain't no)
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday (ooh)
    Christmas drillings, make a killing
    Spending all your P, don't look under the tree
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
    (Ain't no presents, ain't no presents)
    Ain't no presents 'til your birthday
    Ooh Writer/s: Jamie Adenuga, Olajide Olatunji, Tobit John Brown, Vikram Singh Barn
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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