Attack Of The Fifty Foot Woman

Album: The Completion Backward Principle (1981)
Play Video
  • It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue
    Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two
    The night was cold, the stars were bright
    From over her shoulder came a strange light

    We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point
    The top was down, we were really going
    I heard her cry, the reactor flared
    She grew and grew, I freaked and stared

    Attack of the fifty-foot woman
    Our love was at an end
    All she did to get her kicks
    Was step on all the men

    I had to run just to save my skin
    She scooped me up, I could not win
    ?My God,? I screamed, to my distress
    Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress

    Attack of the fifty-foot woman
    Our love was at an end
    All she did to get her kicks
    Was step on all the men

    Attack of the fifty-foot woman
    Our love was at an end
    All she did to get her kicks
    Was step on all the men

    Look out here she comes
    The biggest pair on earth
    So scared I gotta go with her

    The National Guard couldn't shoot her down
    Before she left she really trashed our town
    She left me there, though I tried and tried
    A fifty foot woman's never satisfied

    Attack of the fifty-foot woman
    Our love was at an end
    All she did to get her kicks
    Was step on all the men

    Writer/s: ANDERSON, COTTEN, PRINCE, SPOON, STEEN, WAYBILL, WELNICK
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments

Be the first to comment...

Editor's Picks

Loudon Wainwright III

Loudon Wainwright IIISongwriter Interviews

"Dead Skunk" became a stinker for Loudon when he felt pressure to make another hit - his latest songs deal with mortality, his son Rufus, and picking up poop.

Julian Lennon

Julian LennonSongwriter Interviews

Julian tells the stories behind his hits "Valotte" and "Too Late for Goodbyes," and fills us in on his many non-musical pursuits. Also: what MTV meant to his career.

Edie Brickell

Edie BrickellSongwriter Interviews

Edie Brickell on her collaborations with Paul Simon, Steve Martin and Willie Nelson, and her 2021 album with the New Bohemians.

Shawn Mullins

Shawn MullinsSongwriter Interviews

"Lullaby" singer Shawn Mullins on "Beautiful Wreck," beating the Devil, and his writing credit on the Zac Brown Band song "Toes."

Van Dyke Parks

Van Dyke ParksSongwriter Interviews

U2, Carly Simon, Joanna Newsom, Brian Wilson and Fiona Apple have all gone to Van Dyke Parks to make their songs exceptional.

In The Cards

In The CardsSong Writing

Songwriters have used cards and card games to make sense of heartache, togetherness, and even Gonorrhea.