The Piano Has Been Drinking

Album: Small Change (1976)
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  • The piano has been drinking,
    My necktie is asleep
    And the combo went back to New York,
    The jukebox has to take a leak
    And the carpet needs a haircut,
    And the spotlight looks like a prison break
    And the telephone's out of cigarettes,
    And the balcony is on the make
    And the piano has been drinking,
    The piano has been drinking

    And the menus are all freezing,
    And the light man's blind in one eye
    And he can't see out of the other
    And the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid,
    And he showed up with his mother
    And the piano has been drinking,
    The piano has been drinking
    As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
    Cream puff casper milk toast
    And the owner is a mental midget
    With the I.Q. of a fence post
    'Cause the piano has been drinking,
    The piano has been drinking

    And you can't find your waitress
    With a Geiger counter
    And she hates you and your friends and you
    Just can't get served without her
    And the box office is drooling,
    And the bar stools are on fire
    And the newspapers were fooling,
    And the ash-trays have retired
    'Cause the piano has been drinking,
    The piano has been drinking
    The piano has been drinking,
    Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me Writer/s: Tom Waits
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management, JALMA MUSIC
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