Spanked

Album: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (1991)
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  • Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
    Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
    Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah
    This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey

    Tell me, who ya gonna call
    When you need that affection?
    You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
    Well, just a-hang your love line
    In her direction, whoa

    All you bad, bad boys
    Call her up on the spank line, uh
    Yeah, all you bad, bad boys
    Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, oh

    Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
    After that, cost ya four
    And she be up for negotiations, mmm-hmm
    If you call back for mo', oh oh oh ah

    Now who ya gonna call
    When you need that special (special)
    Little somethin', mmm
    You can say what you like
    It's all confidential, whoa

    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Call her up on the spank line, huh
    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Call her up on the spank line, whoa

    Hey
    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Make a mind blow
    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Dial 1-900-spanked

    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Call her up on the spank line, uh

    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Yeah, it's a spank line, ha, ha, ha, ha, woo
    (All you bad, bad boys)
    Just, call her up, ha, call her up

    1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)
    1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys
    (All you bad, bad boys) just call her up
    It's a spank line, yeah, oh, ow Writer/s: Alex Van Halen, Edward Van Halen, Michael Anthony, Sammy Hagar
    Publisher: Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
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Comments: 1

  • Derwin from DetroitYeah and theres a 80 year old granny on the other side
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