Album: Even Worse (1988)
Charted: 80 99
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  • Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
    Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

    My zippers bust, my buckles break
    I'm too much man for you to take
    The pavement cracks when I fall down
    I've got more chins than Chinatown

    Well, I've never used a phone booth
    And I've never seen my toes
    When I'm goin' to the movies
    I take up seven rows

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
    Just now tell me once again who's fat

    When I walk out to get my mail
    It measures on the Richter scale
    Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
    I'm the only one who gets a tan
    If I have one more pie a la mode
    I'm gonna need my own zip code

    When you're only having seconds
    I'm having twenty-thirds
    When I go to get my shoes shined
    I gotta take their word

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
    Lemme tell you once again who's fat

    If you see me comin' your way
    Better give me plenty space
    If I tell you that I'm hungry
    Then won't you feed my face

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
    I really sit around the house

    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know, you know, you know, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
    Lemme tell you once again

    You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, you know, ho
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
    Just tell me once again who's fat Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Moosehead from Scmy son LOVES him some of that weird AL. we just watched the movie. very clever fellow. go RJ!
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