In the '50s and '60s, John Zacherle served as the host on TV stations in Philadelphia and New York City when they would run horror movies - his program was called Shock Theater
. He developed a spooky persona, and delivered this song in the spoken word style he used on television. The song finds Zacherle having dinner with the famous vampire Count Dracula, where he finds out that Dracula plans to eat him.
Bertrand - Paris, France