GASTON You've been dreaming, just one dream Nearly all your life Hoping, scheming, just one theme: Will you be a wife? Will you be some he-man's property? Good news! That he-man's me! This equation, girl plus man Doesn't help just you On occasion, women can Have their uses too Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree Pumpkin, extend with me! GASTON We'll be raising sons galore BELLE Inconceivable! GASTON Each built six foot four! BELLE Unbelievable! GASTON Each stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene! BELLE I'm not hearing this! GASTON You'll be keeping house with pride! BELLE Just incredible! GASTON Oh so gratified BELLE So unweddable! GASTON That you are a part of this idyllic scene. (spoken) Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven! BELLE Dogs? GASTON No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me! BELLE Imagine that! GASTON I can see that we will share All that love implies We shall be a perfect pair Rather like my thighs You are face to face with destiny! All roads lead to... The best things in life are... All's well that ends with me! Escape me? There's no way Certain as "Do, Re," Belle, when you marry.... (spoken) So Belle, what would it be? Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"? BELLE I...I just don't deserve you! GASTON Who does? ME!
Mike Campbell from Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers played the slide guitar on "Sixth Avenue Heartache." There is a connection here - Wallflowers lead singer Jakob's dad, Bob Dylan, played with Tom Petty in The Traveling Wilburys.