A Woman's Rant

Album: Me (2014)
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  • 6 am I'm out of bed, I stumble through the haze
    Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day
    One thing to another, there's no time to stop
    I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' til I drop
    I'm taking care of everyone, oh, my heads in a spin
    I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this

    Before I leave the house, I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks
    Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, feed the dogs before I leave
    Everybody's needs are my responsibility
    It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah

    Why, why, why, why?
    When I'm through with this life
    I am gonna have a come to Jesus
    You can guarantee
    When I walk through those pearly gates
    I am gonna have a talk with Eve

    There's so many things that I can't begin to understand
    The differences that are between a woman and a man
    See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay

    Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way
    They say we are the weaker sex, I'd have to disagree
    I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these

    Why, why, why, why?
    When I'm through with this life
    I am gonna have a come to Jesus
    You can guarantee
    When I walk through those pearly gates
    I am gonna have a talk with Eve

    Botox, peels, exfoliate, we have the babies, lose the weight
    Laundry, dishes, up all night, I try my best to get it right

    Husband, kids, work all day, I got PMS and PTA
    Find the thing my kid can't find, I need a drink but there's no time

    So many things I have on my list
    No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a... WITCH

    Why, why, why, why?
    When I'm through with this life
    I am gonna have a come to Jesus
    You can guarantee
    When I walk through those pearly gates
    I am gonna have a talk with Eve

    Ha ha ha, what was he thinking? Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

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