United States Of Whatever

Album: Fake Songs (2002)
Charted: 10
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  • Whatever!
    I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
    She was all like "Eeeeh" and I was like "Whatever"
    This chick comes up to me she's all like

    Like "Hey aren't you that dude" I'm like "Whatever"
    So later I'm at the pool hall this girl comes up
    She's like "Awww" and I'm like "Whatever"
    'Cause this is my United States of Whatever

    And this is my United States of Whatever
    And this is my United States of Whatever
    It's three a.m. I'm round the corner wearing my leather
    This dude comes up like "Hey punk" I'm like "Whatever"

    Then I'm throwing dice in the alley Officer Leeroy comes up
    Like "Hey I thought I told you not to..." "Yeah whatever!"
    Then up comes Zafron I'm like "Hey Zafron"
    He's like "What's up" I'm like "That's cool"

    Cause this is my United States of Whatever
    And this is my United States of Whatever Writer/s: LIAM LYNCH
    Publisher: BMG Rights Management
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 3

  • Edward Pearce from Ashford, Kent, EnglandThanks for correcting my songfact, Chris, though I believe 'United States Of Whatever' still holds the record for the shortest ever UK Top 10 single. Incidently since you posted your comment Nukleuz DJ's record has been broken by the 64 second 'Spider Pig' track by Hans Zimmer, which reached #24 in 2007 purely on download sales.
  • Pinkmonty from London, Englandits great to have in your head while your boss/lecturer/teacher is screeching at you, even better than looking at thier forhead or thinking what they would look like naked, or on the toilet.
  • Chris from Belfast, IrelandThis is not the shortest ever single to chart in the UK. That honour goes to Nukleuz DJ's with DJ Nation: Only 75 seconds long and reached no.40 in 2002.
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