The Mayor Of Bayswater's Daughter

Album: Folk Classics (1802)
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  • The Mayor of Bayswater has got a lovely daughter
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    If she was my daughter I'd cut them a little shorter
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    I've felt it, I've smelt it, it's just like a piece of velvet
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    I've seen it, I've seen it, I've been in between it
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    It would take a coal miner to find her vagina
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    She lived in a lighthouse which was more like a f--king shitehouse
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    Her mum came from Glanmorgan and had a c--t like a barrel organ
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way

    She slept with a demon who washed her with semen
    And the hairs on her dicky di do hang down to her knees

    One black one, one white one
    And one with a bit of shite on
    And one with a fairy light on
    To show us the way Lyrics from a song in Public Domain

Comments: 4

  • Lindsey from AustraliaTune from folk song "The Ash Grove".
  • Mac from Christchurch, NxGreat, anyone know the name of the tune, apard from TRAD
  • Le Petit Herrison from NorfolkResearching Chansons palliade and Rugby songs
  • None from UkHer cousin from Florida
    Had a **** like a corridor
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