Normal

Album: Kamikaze (2018)
Charted: 39
Play Video
  • Yo, how do I keep
    (I don't know what's up with these hoes, man)
    Getting in relationships like this?
    (I'm just sayin')
    Maybe it says something about me
    (Yeah)
    Should I look in the mirror?

    I just want you to be normal
    Why can't you bitches be normal?
    Always gotta be so extra
    Why you always need a lecture?
    My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
    Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her
    Wants to get back together
    Said not 'til she gets her act together

    She thinks I'm bein' mean and now
    She starts to scream and shout
    She's about to let the demons out
    She don't want to see me with other females out
    I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
    She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house
    In an evening gown with her cleavage out
    We've been down this road too many times for me to count
    And all I can think is how

    I just want you to be normal
    Why can't you bitches be normal?
    Always gotta be so extra
    Like a fuckin' terrestrial
    Guess it comes with the territory
    My ex girl, she just declared war
    Therefore, I better prepare for it
    I guess bein' weird's normal

    And I don't know what's got a hold of me
    Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci
    I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted
    So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's
    The first thing I think of when I wake up
    And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep
    Sike, hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse
    I know she cheats, told her why I'm soulless, she's

    Heartless, no wonder we're partners
    Both got hundreds of charges
    Domestic disputes but we've always
    Swept it under the carpet
    Even when 911 gets the call that
    I slipped up and busted her jaw with
    A Louisville Slugger 'cause all's it
    Really does is make our love
    For each other grow stronger

    She won me over the second she tried to run me over
    Told her I'd keep it a hun'
    We over but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over
    But why is she so wicked?
    And how the fuck did I get so twisted?
    I picked someone that's so unlikable and shifty
    We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
    Ignitable liquids, but I'm finally seein'
    She's only mine for the time bein'
    That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she
    Tried to two-time me
    And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave
    How could I be so naive?
    Should I leave or turn this entire evening
    Into a motherfucking crime scene?

    Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him
    You weren't supposed to agree, you fucking bitch!
    Especially when you're the one cheated first
    Now the argument immediately becomes heated
    You don't want me to flip, little conceded cunt
    Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita
    Slut, treat just like a drum, beat it
    Complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!

    I love you but I hope you fuckin' die though
    In our business your friends like to pry so
    You've got 'em all under cover just like moles
    Hoppin' they'll come back with intel
    But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral
    'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
    Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone
    Who the fuck's Milo?
    The guy at work who drives a hi-lo
    I put a tracking device on your Chrysler
    And follow you while you drive home
    But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
    You recognize me and had Milo
    Flip me off right out the passenger side window
    I hit a light pole, you skirt off
    And then pull up at 5 A.M. in the drive in a stretch white limo
    Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo
    But like a drunk bum, what do I know?
    Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
    I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole

    Just wanna be normal
    Why can't you be normal?
    Yeah, I just wanna be normal
    Why can't you be normal? Writer/s: Erik Oskar Bodin, Fredrik Daniel Wallin, Hakan Wirenstrand, Larry Griffin, Marshall Mathers, Maurice Nichols, Ray Illya Fraser, Sheldon Raglan, Yukimi Eleanora Nagano
    Publisher: Audiam, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., LONESTARR'Z GALAXY MUZIK GROUP, Songtrust Ave, THE ADMINISTRATION MP INC, The Administration MP, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Dzo from AtlantaI'm not normal
    By any stretch
    Of the means
    But I've been
    Chewed up
    And spit out
    By this wretched
    Machine
    Called fame and glory
    Just another horror story
    I will shed no tears
    Cause that story's
    Boring
    I'm soaring
    Just writing
    This rhyme
    So what's mine
    Will be mine
    It just takes time
    You have to
    Work hard
    Practice your craft
    You don't get off
    The island
    Till you fasten
    The raft
    Things go by fast
    So learn to adapt
    Cause reality sucks
    You'll know when
    You're slapped.
    Sorry didn't know
    Em was on here.
    Dzo.
see more comments

Editor's Picks

John Parr

John ParrSongwriter Interviews

John tells the "St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)" story and explains why he disappeared for so long.

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull

Ian Anderson of Jethro TullSongwriter Interviews

The flautist frontman talks about touring with Led Zeppelin, his contribution to "Hotel California", and how he may have done the first MTV Unplugged.

Gavin Rossdale On Lyric Inspirations and Bush's Album The Kingdom

Gavin Rossdale On Lyric Inspirations and Bush's Album The KingdomSongwriter Interviews

The Bush frontman on where he finds inspiration for lyrics, if his "machine head" is a guitar tuner, and the stories behind songs from the album The Kingdom.

Charlotte Caffey of The Go-Go's

Charlotte Caffey of The Go-Go'sSongwriter Interviews

Charlotte was established in the LA punk scene when a freaky girl named Belinda approached her wearing a garbage bag.

Bill Withers

Bill WithersSongwriter Interviews

Soul music legend Bill Withers on how life experience and the company you keep leads to classic songs like "Lean On Me."

Kristian Bush of Sugarland

Kristian Bush of SugarlandSongwriter Interviews

Kristian talks songwriting technique, like how the chorus should redefine the story, and how to write a song backwards.