Halls of Illusions

Album: The Great Milenko (1997)
Charted: 56
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  • Halls Of Illusions

    [Violent J]
    Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
    Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
    And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
    But you had to fuck up tha whole deal

    "Lets take a walk down the hallway
    It's a long way it, it takes all day!"

    And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
    With straps and chains, we slap you in there
    Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
    And pull your eyelids up over your head
    'cause you're about to witness an illusionary dream
    It's just to bad it ain't what it seems

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    You walk in and see two kids on the floor
    They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
    And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
    Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
    It's some other man in the hand in hand
    Now she looks so happy you don't understand
    See this is an illusion, it never came true
    All because of you!

    [Violent J]
    Back to reality and what you're about
    Your wife can't smile 'cause ya knocked her teeth out
    And she can't see straight from gettin hit
    'cause you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
    But it's all good here, come have a beer
    I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
    And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
    At tha hands of MILENKO!

    [Chorus (2x)]
    Great Milenko, wave your wand
    Don't look now, your life is gone
    This is all because of you
    What you got yourself into

    [Violent J]
    Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
    The dirty old man from the trailer park
    You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
    And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off

    "Lets take a walk down the hallway
    It's a long way it, it takes all day"

    And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
    You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
    We get all different kind of people comin through
    Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
    In the Halls everybody gets a turn
    To sit and witness your illusion before you burn

    [Shaggy 2 Dope]
    What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
    It looks like your kids and they okay
    Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
    And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
    They got families and kids and it's all good
    They even coach little league in the neighborhood
    Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
    Nah, bitch, not even close!

    [Violent J]
    Back to reality your son's on crack
    And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
    And they both fuckin smell like shit
    And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
    When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
    And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
    And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
    Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!

    [Chorus (2x)]

    [Violent J]
    Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
    But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
    We can't show you an illusion 'cause we're all packed
    But I'll still cut ya neck out, how's that?

    [Chorus (4x)] Writer/s: JOSEPH BRUCE, JOSEPH UTSLER, MIKE E. CLARK
    Publisher: Universal Music Publishing Group
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 9

  • Simon from Indianapolis, InWow a place where ICP isn't discriminated every 4 seconds. I officially love this site. Whoop Whoop MCL to all yall
  • Marty from Tooele, UtIf anybody out there wants to get educated about what ICP speaks out against the most, LISTEN TO THIS SONG! I relate to it because it recites my true feelings. Wife beaters, rapists, child abusers--they all need to burn in a fiery hell set right under their abnormally small nutsack. WHOOP WHOOP MCL
  • Mike from Matawan, NjIt's good to see these fine, upstanding young men aren't just in it for the money...they're socially conscious as well. I'm waiting for the follow-up to this song about the dangers of un-protected sex or dropping out of Middle School.
  • Nathan Ritz from Marengo , Inhalls of illusions is a good song, JUGGALO 4 LIFE, yeah
  • Jonathan from Paoli, InI've never heard this song, but I think that Suicide Hotline is a great song to listen to.
  • Miztah J from Jacksonville, Flthers reasons it gets cancelled every time last time they came to jacksonville was for the shangri la tour i was lucky and got to go
    but the clubs in jacksonville see them as to much of a risk at bizzar bizzar tour juggalos ran up on stage pickd up one of the big faygo tubs and tossd it on a bouncers head and snapd his neck he didnt die then the last straw was the show i went to the club just had carpet and other new things put in icp sprays faygo at every show well the shangri la tour they used way more then they usaly do ther was 3 inchs deep of faygo on the floor and no club wants to risk some one getting hurt or every thing getting f--ked up
  • Raeface from Calgary, AbLove this songgg,
    Lette for life!
  • Bobbilyn from Jacksonville, FlWaitin for the Carnival. The newest album, the tempest is pretty good. Wish ICP would tour to my town every time they come it gets cancelled.
  • Otepmanson from Grand Junction, CoI love this song.ICP is awesome,Wicked clown love!WOOT WOOT!
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