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Album: High/Low (1996)
Charted: 51
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  • No, I don't care
    I mean, hey, I got Penny

    There comes a time in every girl's life
    When she's really got to ask herself, deep down inside
    (There comes a time when she's got to ask herself, steady or not? I mean)
    Is she ready to be going steady? (Do you really want to be Johnny's steady?)
    Don't faint dead away, but I honestly believe that one month should be enough
    (Don't faint dead away, but I honestly believe that one month should be just about enough)
    Well, first of all, let's say you've dated a boy named Johnny a few times
    (Well, first of all, let's say you've dated a boy named Johnny a few times)
    And one day, Johnny asked you to be his steady girl

    Three important rules for breaking up
    Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
    Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
    Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
    Don't make a big production
    Don't make up an elaborate story
    This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
    If you want to date other people, say so
    Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
    Even if you've gone together for only a short time
    And haven't been too serious
    There's still a feeling of rejection
    When someone says she prefers the company of others
    To your exclusive company
    But if you're honest, and direct
    And avoid making a flowery emotional speech
    When you break the news
    The boy will respect you for your frankness
    And honestly he'll appreciate the kind and
    Straightforward manner in which you told him your decision
    Unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby, you'll remain friends

    I'm head of the class
    I'm popular
    I'm a quarterback
    I'm popular
    My mom says I'm a catch
    I'm popular
    I'm never last picked
    I got a cheerleading chick

    Being attractive is the most important thing there is
    If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
    You have to be as attractive as possible
    Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
    Wash it at least every two weeks
    Once every two weeks
    And if you see Johnny Football Hero in the hall
    Tell him he played a great game
    Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper

    I'm the party star
    I'm popular
    I've got my own car
    I'm popular
    I'll never get caught
    I'm popular
    I make football bets
    I'm the teacher's pet

    I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
    I think it would keep people more able to deal with weird situations
    And get to know more people
    I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
    Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
    He won't mind, he'll appreciate your fresh look on dating
    And once you've dated someone else, you can date him again
    I'm sure he'll like it
    Everyone will appreciate it
    You're so novel, what a good idea
    You can keep your time to yourself
    You don't need date insurance
    You can go out with whoever you want to
    Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
    If you'll just listen to my plan
    The teenage guide to popularity

    I'm head of the class
    I'm popular
    I'm a quarterback
    I'm popular
    My mom says I'm a catch
    I'm popular
    I'm never last picked
    I'm a cheerleading chick

    I'm the party star
    I'm popular
    I've got my own car
    I'm popular
    I'll never get caught
    I'm popular
    I'm the teacher's pet
    I make football bets Writer/s: Daniel Lorca
    Publisher: Wixen Music Publishing
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 2

  • Noel from Chicago, IlThis song to me says no matter if your popular or just the average joe to make it in life dont be a follower just be yourself.
  • Steel-bender from Columbus, OhThis song is expressing life in general. People who are attractive get bye easier in life just because they are attractive, it's not a nice thing to think about its just the truth. They have done studies and statistics on it to prove it. Sux to be me then ROFL.
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