HOINFODAMAN

Album: Green Naugahyde (2011)
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  • How bout one of them footlong sandwiches
    Got some tasty cola round here

    Wow, look at that Chevy go
    She's faster than greased up lightnin'

    Soda pops and pimple cream
    Will proudly kick you down the green
    Just coat your cred with Vaseline
    And shove it up your ass

    Used to be a pimp
    But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I used to be a pimp
    But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man

    Oh man that's a juicy burger
    Crispy on them fries please

    Used to be a pimp
    But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I used to be a pimp
    But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man

    He used to be a pimp
    But now he's HOINFODAMAN
    He's HOINFODAMAN
    He's HOINFODAMAN
    He used to be a pimp
    But now he's HOINFODAMAN
    He's Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man

    Now soda pops and pimple cream
    Will always kick you down the green
    But the worst thing about ole Charlie Sheen
    Was when Hanes they sold his ass

    Used to be a pimp
    Now I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm HOINFODAMAN
    Used to be a pimp
    But now I'm HOINFODAMAN
    I'm Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man

    He used to be a pimp
    But now he's HOINFODAMAN
    He's HOINFODAMAN
    He's HOINFODAMAN
    He used to be a pimp
    But now he's HOINFODAMAN
    He's Ho'n for the advertising, advertising man Writer/s: LES CLAYPOOL, REID L. III LALONDE
    Publisher: Downtown Music Publishing
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