Sir Psycho Sexy

Album: Blood Sugar Sex Magik (1991)
  • A long, long, long, long time ago
    Before the wind, before the snow
    Lived a man, lived a man I know
    Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

    Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
    Sometimes I find I need to scream

    He's a freak of nature
    But we love him so
    He's a freak of nature
    But we let him go

    Deep inside the garden of Eden
    Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
    There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
    Good God no that would be treason
    Believe me Eve she gave good reason
    Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
    Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
    I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver
    I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
    Makin' her feel like an over achiever
    I take it away for a minute just to tease her
    Then I give it back a little bit deeper

    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea

    He's a freak of nature
    But we love him so
    He's a freak of nature
    But we let him go

    I got stopped by a lady cop
    In my automobile
    She said get out and spead your legs
    And then she tried to cop a feel
    That cop she was all dressed in blue
    Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
    She stuck my butt with her big black stick
    I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
    Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
    She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
    On her crotch so very warm
    I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
    Proppin' her up on the black and white
    Unzipped and slipped "ooh that's tight"
    I swatted her like no swat team can
    Turned a cherry pie right into jam

    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea, I'm the man that you met 1 time
    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea, I'm the man that will leave you blind
    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man
    Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea

    Hello young woman that I love
    Pretty punk rock mama that I'm thinking of
    Hold me naked if you will
    In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
    To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
    I love you

    Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
    Lay me down, lay me down, lay me down, lay me down
    Descending waves of graceful pleasure
    For your love there is no measure
    Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

    Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the funk will make me freak
    If I should die before I waked
    Allow me Lord to rock out naked
    Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
    Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
    Lickety split go snap "snap"
    Girl gettin' off all in my lap
    The tallest tree the sweetest sap
    Blowin' my ass right off the map
    Ooh and it's nice out here
    I think I'll stay for a while Writer/s: Michael Peter Balzary, John Anthony Frusciante, Anthony Kiedis, Chad Gaylord Smith
    Publisher: MoeBeToBlame
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 16

  • Luke Lee from London, UkI've recently rediscovered BSSM, I used to play it a lot in my college days. This tune is just so damn good, the lyrics are very tongue in cheek, but like Bobbilyn says, not one to play to your parents! The whole band are at the peak of their powers here. And the 'Beatle ending' is just... heavenly.
  • Anna from Seattle, WaI sensed a Sir Kiedis egomaniathon. The pscho would be psychotic break with reality when AK describes the cop who drops panties when faced with the sheer force or his umm"manhood" . Yeah AK, its your world...everyone else just lives in it. On the otherhand if I ignore the lyrics or imagine they are a forign language, the music itself is incredibly sexy. It's amazing such young horny musicians could communicate sexiness so well instrumentally.

  • Adrian from Gettysburg, PaOne of Frusciante's biggest guitar tributes to Jimi Hendrix is what he plays during the three-minute fadeout to this song.
  • Karin from Plant City, FlI love "SIR PSHCHO SEXY" that's what it is,sexy,dirty and true to every word !! this is my favorite song to totally jam and sing to. i love it....
  • Colleen from Allentown, PaWell... isn't "Song that made us what we are today" the longest track they've cut? It's like 12 minutes

    I like this song ;)
  • Liz from Smallville, KsThis song freaks me out
  • Bobbilyn from Jacksonville, FlDirty lovely song. Can't play it with mom in the car though. RHCP is my favorite band since I was 12 (27 now) getting a RHCP tat this week, but I find that they have been maturing over the last decade, but getting better all the time (Californication and By the Way totally sucked though). The lyrics of this song were totally cool back in 93 when I heard it for the first time but now its just sophomoric. Still love it though, unfortunately I've had 4 copies of this CD and every time this song gets scratched. Dump luck gotta buy it from Itunes.
  • Eddie Moran from Jupiter, AntarticaYo dan that guy was josh killinoghfer one of john's friend who played rhythm guitar one the album and then on tour for stadium arcadium. Sir Psycho Sexy is the best song ever.
  • Maria The Innocent from Orlando, FlMan this one just goes on and on don't it?
  • Dan from Tinley Park, Ilwhile they were playing this song at woodstock 99, a crazed fan somehow makes his way onto the stage and starts dancing, until security dragged him off, there a good close up of it on youtube.
  • Bert from Pueblo, Nmjust on the comment about hot versus hott. maybe the person who wrote hott is a wannabe gangster thinkin' he's a wise guy....(opening line of RHCP's If You Have to Ask)
  • Handah Jane from Grafton, United Stateswooo love this song
    totally awesome lyrics
    go psycho sexy
  • Luke from Manchester, EnglandHot is spelt with one 'T' not two, less of your wannabe gangsta slang spelling and learn your native language (that's my Language we give you - English!!)
  • Tony from Chicago, IlWell this song is absolutely great... another great jam brought to us by the inventors of sexy music... RHCP. Frusciante isn't the highlight of this song, however, as it's dominated by lyrics from Kiedis and the low cut bass by Flea.

    very sexy song... gets me horny just hearing it.
  • Michelle from Boston, MaSorry Madalyn, but Flea plays bass. John Frichante plays guitar.
  • Madalyn from Greensburg, Payes first comment! well...the begging to this song is a little much but who know what they want is hott...feas guitar work genius...i love how they start it out like a tale you would hear around a campfire..chours very sexy too and the middle part where it mellows out and then the end where he says "allow me lord to rock out naked" HOTT
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