I'm Awesome

Album: We Smoked It All (2010)
Charted: 37
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  • Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome
    I don't necessarily have to be here for this
    I'm gonna keep the headphones though

    Motherfucker I'm awesome!
    No you're not dude, don't lie
    I'm awesome!
    I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
    I'm awesome!
    A quarter of my life gone by
    And I met all my friends online
    Motherfucker I'm awesome!
    I will run away from a brawl
    I'm awesome!
    There's no voice mail, nobody called
    I'm awesome!
    I can't afford to buy eight balls
    And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall

    You know my pants sag low (low)
    Even though (though) that went out of style
    Like ten years ago (go)
    Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
    I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle
    And lyrically I'm not the best
    Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
    So preposterous feel the awesomeness
    The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest
    Oh yes!
    The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
    Uh uhh
    I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
    All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
    Me? I'll never date an actress
    Got to many back zits
    Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
    Every show I do is poorly promoted
    And if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it

    I'm awesome!
    No you're not dude, don't lie
    I'm awesome!
    I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
    I'm awesome!
    A quarter of my life gone by
    And I met all my friends online
    Motherfucker I'm awesome!
    I will run away from a brawl
    I'm awesome!
    There's no voice mail, nobody called
    I'm awesome!
    I can't afford to buy eight balls
    And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
    I'm awesome!

    (swagger of a cripple)

    Check it out
    I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and I can't ski
    Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts
    Might be with my wifey
    My necks not icy
    Eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey

    Uh and my unibrow is plucked
    Just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks
    She's like "for what? blunt wraps and some Heinekens?
    You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins"
    I'm like mom, please don't blame it on me
    I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve
    My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
    And the hair on my ass it is Jumanji

    Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift
    Can't tweet up on my Twitter
    Cuz I haven't done shit
    Bank account red, body ungroomed
    The good thing about me is I'm off stage soon

    I'm awesome!
    No you're not dude, don't lie
    I'm awesome!
    I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
    I'm awesome!
    A quarter of my life gone by
    And I met all my friends online
    Motherfucker I'm awesome!
    I will run away from a brawl
    I'm awesome!
    There's no voice mail, nobody called
    I'm awesome!
    I can't afford to buy eight balls
    And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
    I'm awesome!

    Further more I'm cornier than ethynol
    Cheesier than provolone
    I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
    With a ego the size of Tim Duncan
    Even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin
    I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
    Because I spent a decade filling Optimos
    And I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my game
    And only about as sexy as John McCain
    Now put your hands up
    If you have nightmares
    If you wouldn't man up
    If there was a fight here
    If you got dandruff
    If you drink light beer
    I'm out of breath

    But I'm awesome!
    No you're not dude, don't lie
    I'm awesome!
    I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
    I'm awesome!
    A quarter of my life gone by
    And I met all my friends online
    Motherfucker I'm awesome!
    I will run away from a brawl
    I'm awesome!
    There's no voice mail, nobody called
    I'm awesome!
    I can't afford to buy eight balls
    And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
    I'm awesome!!! Writer/s: RYAN PETERS
    Publisher: Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
    Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Blaine from Carman Manitoba CanadaHey there Ryan! I’m quite new at this electronics based world now, BUT MAN, I REALLY LOVED YOUR DESCRIPTION OF YOUR FIRST HIT I’M AWESOME!! I FEEL EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU FOR OHHHH SOOOOO MANY PEOPLE NOT BOTHERING TO LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES.!?.?! Anti-Social Mememedia is BBBOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIINNNGGG!!!!!! Let us obsess over nonsensical nincompoopery??? Yikes, the fact that internet trollers purposefully go out looking for “Something New and Exciting to TOTALLY HATE ON TODAY” IS SHREDDING THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY THAT WAS PRETTY FRAYED ALREADY!!! I’m a social political Activist from Canada busy kicking ass and taking names nowadays. My full name is Darcy Blaine Redekopp and I live in Carman Manitoba Canada!! It we be cool to talk to you directly since I would like to write an original theme for a Rick Mercer like show idea I am hoping to develop to assist my ASS KICKING EFFORTS!! I’m a True Pacifist and believe that hate intimidation and violence won’t and can’t ever solve any of societies problems so we have to heat up the email and the airwaves with New Alternative Ways to hold the what I have coined the ICEJAM COLLECTIVE TO ACCOUNT!!! Their above reproach arrogance is staggering and needs to be knocked down for good!! ICEJAM stands for Imperious Colonial Elitists and THEIR JAM IS GONE SOUR!! Their totalitarian authoritarian bordering on fascist ways have no place in DEMOCRACY and the Canadian brand of it involves ALOT OF COLUSION AND COERCIAN between the richest players, you know, politicians and the police in the breast pockets of the Mafioso with the biker gangs now in a free for all scenario! I unfortunately have insider info on that type of stuff from where I’ve been previously in life, living in the big city of Winnipeg when I was younger and going to high school after moving from the country! Sorry for the long winded story but as the album the song I’M AWESOME was on WE SMOKED IT ALL! Aha, that’s my problem, TOO MUCH MIND EXPANSION!! It’s my blessing, it’s my curse! In the how I want to be addressed line is my email so if you have any funny commentary about the political FIASCO HERE IN CANADA right now is making my brain explode into fragments!!! Anyhow, have an AWESOME Holiday Season and it is nice to talk to people with a like minded attitude about life?!?! Yours Very Sincerely DBR
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