Album: Argybargy (1980)

Charted: 44

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• They do it down on Camber Sands
  They do it at Waikiki
  Lazing about the beach all day,
  At night the crickets creepy
  
  Squinting faces at the sky
  A Harold Robbins paperback
  Surfers drop their boards and dry
  And everybody wants a hat
  
  But behind the chalet
  My holiday's complete
  And I feel like William Tell
  Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  
  Shrinking in the sea so cold
  Topless ladies look away
  A he-man in a sudden shower
  Shelters from the rain
  
  You wish you had a motor boat
  To pose around the harbor bar
  And when the sun goes off to bed
  You hook it up behind the car
  
  But behind the chalet
  My holiday's complete
  And I feel like William Tell
  Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  
  Two fat ladies window shop
  Something for the mantelpiece
  In for bingo all the nines
  A panda for sweet little niece
  
  The coach drivers stand about
  Looking at a local map
  About the boy who's gone away
  Down to next door's caravan
  
  But behind the chalet
  My holiday's complete
  And I feel like William Tell
  Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  
  But behind the chalet
  My holiday's complete
  And I feel like William Tell
  Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
  Pulling mussels from a shell
  Pulling mussels from a shell Writer/s: CHRISTOPHER HENRY DIFFORD, GLENN MARTIN TILBROOK
  Publisher: Royalty Network, Universal Music Publishing Group
  Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 14

• Skipkent from Boston, MaGreat song and clearly a youthful sex reference. Those seaside holidays may have been banal, but perhaps the sort of banal a lot of us have come to miss a great deal!
• Stepneydragon from Sonoma CaI love these-type articles, where we expose our public mis-representation of popular references enshrined in song; the whole point of clever lyrics is…”what are they talking sbout!” For me, fully half of what Mick Jagger was going on about was a total mystery, much less the poetical excursions of Mr. Costello. But, that was initial appeal of the blues, for instance. I mean: “I’m a king bee, baby, buzzing ‘round your hive.”(!!!) Or Jackson Browne going on abut his “red-neckd friend…” Closer to home, I had a buddy who rather artlessly, but proudly, would go on about his exploits as a “muff diver, a beard biter,” gulping up the “clam chowder at Conception Bay.” Ah, the zeal of youth! Who can explain it? Well, Young People working through the cultural stop-signs to their own voice, that’s who.
• Anonymous from MinneapolisI am sorry but pulling mussels from a shell is a well-known slang for clitoral stimulation...tiptoe feet behind the chalet. making out
• K from UkI grew up with Squeeze and as a little girl I didn't know the exact specifics of what it meant but even so as a little girl I was still 100% sure and aware it was a very cheeky euphemism.
• Nickster from Minneapolis, MnApple. William Tell shot an apple off his son's head with a crossbow.
• Aps412 from Pittsburgh, UsaPlok from UK: you just blew my mind. Can I marry you?!?
• Terry Arnold from Camber Sands Glen you stayed with us at Camber at the time of the writing of Pulling mussels. You have my mum to thank for that. And a little extra info you may not know is that your dad and my dad was good friends. Would love to hear from you. Take care stay safe.
• Plok from UkMost cultures have slang terms for female genitalia that involve aquatic animals. Americans think they smell like tuna, Asians think they look like clams. Britons think steamed mussels look like labia, and if you ever seen steamed mussels it's difficult to argue the point - they *do* look like labia. "Pulling mussels" is Cockney slang for actually gaining access to someone's ladyparts, in much the same way someone might refer to cunnilingus as 'clam diving'.
  
  So he's not going behind the chalet to have a wank - boys wank anywhere, the place rarely matters and certainly won't be remembered years later in any lyric-worthy light. And waking 'completes' nothing; left to their own devices, they'll be at it again 20 minutes later. But the first time you had your hands down someone's pants, the first time you undressed someone, the first time the desire of the heart was answered with the desire of the body; these things you remember forever. It is implicit in the slang that he pulled the 'mussels' out of the 'shell'... to whatever extent, this was a sexual encounter. And to whatever extent it meant to him, he "hit the target": all those references to archery. William Tell, Robin Hood. Maid Marion, on her tiptoed feet.
  
  The verses are about the banal joys of the working class, paying to spend their weekends in 'holiday camps' where they supposedly have 'fun' doing the same things they would be doing at the pub had they stayed at home... the sort of place a teen can spot as nonsense on first sight. The chorus is about the genuine joys he discovered in the midst of all of that banality, behind the chalet with Maid Marion on her tiptoed feet. A discovery that made him feel heroic, like Robin Hood. An event that would someday be worthy of enshrining in lyrics, just as it was enshrined in memory.
  
  Nowadays people seem to prefer revisionist interpretations, usually because they are offended by the meaning of the slang. I think the song is sweet... it's a memory about finding something beautiful and pure in the middle of a sea of banality. And/or getting randy with someone at summer camp, which, let's be honest, was pretty much indistinguishable from beautiful and true the first time we encountered it.
• Barry from Sauquoit, NyOn November 20th 1982, the Squeeze performed "Annie Get Your Gun" on the NBC-TV program 'Saturday Night Live'*...
  The song would peak at #16 in Ireland; and in the U.S.A. it reached #40 on Billboard's Mainstream Rock chart...
  And on the same 'SNL' show they also performed "Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)"; it peaked at #44 in the United kingdom in 1980...
  * The host for this episode of "Saturday Night Live' was seven year-old actress, Drew Barrymore.
• Jess from LondonWell I like all these ideas. But ultimately, it doesn't have to be so literal, does it? He's just having a good time, maybe he's kissing the girl, maybe more, maybe not. He's plucking the prize from the shell of life, the world's his oyster, right? Though I do like the phrase "ripe for removal".
• David from Leicester, United Kingdom"Pulling mussels from a shell"...........not kissing...........imagine the situation....teenage boy, teenage girl, hormones raging - holiday romance. If you look at a mussell freshly cooked, the shell opens and there sits the mussell, ripe for removal - looking very much like a lady's "front bottom" - it's about a hand down a pair of knickers!....sorry for being slightly graphic!!
• Jack from Raleigh, NcThe above comment reminds me of the summer of 80 or 81. This song was on the radio all the time while we were all at the beach, and we would sing out loud to our friend Michelle "Pulling Muscles from Michelle". She got pretty tired of this after several hundred repeats.
• William from South Portland, MeOk, so I've been listening to bits and pieces of this song and other Squeeze tunes for the better part of three decades, but it wasn't until I recently read the entire interview with Squeeze here on Songfacts that I really became a Squeeze fan. Suddenly, I was able to put some kind of human element into the lyrics that had never really existed before. I always sort of wondered what the "pulling mussels from the shell" thing was all about, so I set out to really give the song a good listen and see what I could come up with. Well.....the lyrics indicate: "But, behind the chalet, the holiday's complete, and I feel like William Tell, Maid Marion on her tip-toe feet, pulling mussels from a shell, pulling mussels from a shell." You see, it's not about self-pleasuring - well, not exactly. It's about kissing!! Tonsil hockey, French-kissing, you know the drill! (Pun intended!! ;-) The guy is having an okay holiday with all the regular things, but life gets really great when our hero dude (who thinks of himself as William Tell) meets up with this chick (Maid Marion). He's taller, like 6'3" and she's shorter, say 5'3". So, she's on her tip-toes and he's kinds slouched over, and they're going at it wicked-hard, trying to tongue-stab each other to death. Of course, during all the heavy petting, everyone knows that the underside of your tongue looks a lot like a mussel when it's being pulled out of it's shell. Please tell me I'm right, because I can so see this!!!! Or, it could be that old William has unhooked Marion's bra-strap - which could be described likewise, mussels (boobie) from the shell (bra cup). Hey, one man's thoughts. If you don't like it, sue me!!!!! ;-)
• Zabadak from London, EnglandSome people mis-hear the title of this as Pulling Muscles From Michelle!"

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