If You Really, Really Love Me

Album: Balls Out (2011)
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  • If you really really really really love me
    Then you really really really gotta show me
    Don't whine when I put it in your booty
    Or if I'm up all night playing 'Call of Duty'
    Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
    If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
    Then I'll know that you really really really really really really really love me
    If you really really love me

    If you really truly want to make me feel nice
    Make it so I don't ever have to ask twice
    Let me have the keys to your Mercedes
    Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
    If I get fat and look like an egg
    Lie to me, tell me I'm in great shape
    Then I'll know that you really really really
    Really really really love me

    If you wonder what I did with the rent
    Just consider it money well spent
    I bought trunks and a new surfboard
    So just go tell your dumb landlord
    That you love me
    You really really love me

    If I have sex with your friend Melanie
    Don't act like it's some kind of felony
    It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
    It happens to a lot of guys like Tiger Woods and me
    Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
    And you get to ride the pony of course
    'Cause I'm really really really really really really
    Really really fond of you too

    When you think it's really suckie girl
    All your friends will say 'you lucky girl'
    You got a man who's hot you say
    All the girls wanna be with me
    'Cause they love me
    They really really love me
    Yes they do

    If you really really really really love me
    You'd never make me hang out with your family
    Your mum sucks and your dad really hates me
    When I try to borrow money he berates me
    So Molly thinks that I'm too old for you
    'Cause you're nineteen and I'm fifty two
    He can't see that you really really really really really really love me
    You really really really really really really really really love me
    If you really really love me Lyrics licensed and provided by LyricFind

Comments: 1

  • Chuck from KentuckyI hear a man just laying it out there. Not afraid to convey his desires and emotions. Really a song about that echoes the ideas of what it means to be free both physically and emotionally.
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